Rory Bellows

[kaden (charadrius vociferus) @2unasushi]

instead of killing two birds with one stone we should ID two birds with one phone

[Special Ops Magazine @specialopsmag]

US Army Green Berets with 5th SFG and Army EOD Technicians got a surprise in January 2014 when a few members of the Washington Redskins cheerleading team paid a visit to Kabul, Afghanistan.

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

The dodgers ownership group committing legitimate white collar crimes to win multiple World Series is worst than the Astros stealing a few signs to win a couple home games

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

Remarkable how perfectly American fascism crystallizes into these figures you couldn’t write into fiction without being accused of heavy-handedness

The new wave of narco imperialism is led by a sweaty, wide-eyed, coked-out christian zealot ranting about drug cartels? Okay. Sure.

[vibesmerchants @m_rch_nts]

lakers owners: a kushner and a disney villain
grizzlies owner: aiding the russian military campaign against ukraine
knicks owner: surveillance state enjoyer
mavs owners: actively involved in the ethnic cleansing of palestinians
sixers owner: in the epstein files

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

My heart hurts. 😔

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.

[Lile, Yean, Coleman Supporter @CommandersMuse]

Throwback Thursday to the ABC intro for the 2005 Wild Card game between the Redskins and the Buccaneers.

[Shehab Khan @ShehabKhan]

They are genuinely a disgrace and FIFA has done practically nothing to stop this https://t.co/qRHPpjwpWE

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Los Angeles area gangsters fighting for Assad in Syria , 2014

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Because farmers need to be firmly held under a government boot so they dont kill everyone in society with poisonous food to save pennies on the dollar

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

RIP Sam Neill

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

RIP Sam Neill, you were real as fuck for this

[Zito @_Zeets]

Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own

[NRL @NRL]

CHAMPS 🏆🔵

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

Any red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial... just as memorable as our national bicentennial.

Of course, you children are too young to remember that... with the possible exception of Kearney.

Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.

[Rory Bellows @kobazz_269]

@Kappa_Kappa Baltic or balkan