Kobi Kaplan

Ace, she/her, prefers to laugh

[Kerri (she/her) @KerriSmith2012]

🏳️‍🌈 PRIDE #TTRPG GIVEAWAY 🏳️‍🌈

The winner of this #giveaway gets to choose between the dice tower, the dice dungeon, or the d100 cradle!
(Not limited to pride styles).

To enter:
🎲 Follow: @thornhillgaming
🎲 Follow: @KerriSmith2012
🎲 Retweet (or) tag a friend!

Ends June 16th!

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics Touching the Skies is the sequel to The Last and Dumbledore is lying about there being more to the prophecy he just wants Chloe around to take out Harry if he goes rogue he got her letter and said Great A Backup Plan

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics Hawaiian Fantasy and Beauty of Love happen in the same universe if you think about it

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics I can't believe it's been over 50 episodes but you finally got your wish for Harry to put on flip flops and a beach-style necklace (from Hawaiian Fantasy part 1)

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

Listening to @butmakeitscary 's last episode and @FanaticalFics first valentine's day special back to back is... uh... did ghost!Dumbledore make a deal with the Henson?

[Jazz Emu @thejazzemu]

Sci-fi characters realising things are actually other things

[✨lumen ✨ @_sugartooth]

This is gonna get me through the weekend

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics LovePotion #HoldForTheEndPlease Snape fends off Trelawney until Gilderoy gets his memories back and Snape realizes he can play them off each other for personal gain. He realizes he loves them both and plans to tell them at the New Year Ball but #NewYearNewBloodCult

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[No Context Rusty Quill Gaming @rqgminuscontext]

ALEX: I will not allow you to retcon a papoose for Brutor.
JAMES: (VOCAL PROTESTS)

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@butmakeitscary listening to the Groundhog Day episode at 2.5x speed and Colin's chanting was w i l d 10/10 would do it again (for 10,000 years worth of days)

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

“I’m the best at letting people finish, nobody lets people finish like me, you’d be surprised I-“

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

Today was very stressful, but now I get to relax and crack open my copy of @FanaticalFics ‘s YES GLITTER!!!!!

[Patrick Bohan @PKBohan]

"I hope this email finds you well, in possession of a good fortune, and in want of a wife"

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics #fanficdivination
“Gothicmione”
1. Dramione
2. Vinnie and Greg are here!!!
3. Someone goes to class onscreen

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

FIRST SENTENCE GOTTEM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics #fanficdivination 'The Tentacle Tango'
1. Takes place during the Yule Ball
2. Dumbledore does some matchmaking i don't know
3. Someone goes to class onscreen

[Kobi Kaplan @kobi_kaplan]

@FanaticalFics #fanficdivination 'Forever Crumbly: A Squid's Story'
1. Wooing via baked goods
2. Harry/squid
3. Someone goes to class onscreen

[mrs. patel (she/her) @mrspatelsays]

Parent: Hi! I was told I can opt my child out of being in-person at school if I don’t feel comfortable.
School: Yes you can! We care about your safety!
Parent: I’d like to opt them out then.
School: Sure! Your child’s name?
Parent: Miles Davis. He teaches 3rd grade.
School: