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[kob @kobscar]

@SlickTomPilates @TribunalSimp @GreenTextRepost where’s the giga gif

[Andrew Cunningham @cunninghamUTDR]

If i was a pony i would have a dope ass cutie mark like a bio hazard symbol or 2 ak 47s

[raza (commissions open) @rxzarx]

the hulk/dr. bruce banner

[mono @mono_twt07]

>Fuck, my pc needs an upgrade
>Get a job
>Work for 1 month
>Upgrade my pc
>Immediately quit my job
>Go back to leaving inside my mom's basement for the next 5 years

[poop 123 @pinkiepietulpa]

How it feels to do nothing as a doesn't matter #doesntmatter

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

when you stabbing somebody and hear that lil skin pop for the first time

[무경 @youngdeokkim1]

감자를 까다보니 누군가 닮은 거 같아 까기를 멈추었습니다

[Walt @walt1118]

Mating press.

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Every single person that writes a letterboxd review sounds like this. Just literal drone armies.

[かたえもん @kataemon_108]

大好きなあの子を監禁したいけど嫌われたくないので、死ぬほど努力してあり得ん金持ちになって垢抜けしまくって真っ当にプロポーズし、郊外に一軒家を建ててあの子が家から出なくてもぬくぬくのびのび生活できるようにして満足げに額の汗を拭っている大バカアホヤンデレの純愛ストーリー

[Prof. Chise @profchise]

when non-virgin 3D women think they can cosplay as a my kissless hugless pure 2D wives:

[🪽⛧dotfeathers⛧🪽 @dotfeathers]

i love having relationships with people where we both make eachother worse and more disgustingly perverted

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

Worried RE fans: "The movie seems like it's just a generic horror script he wrote and slapped the RE name onto to get it made. It'll be highly praised by his fans but only be RE in name only and some easter eggs thrown into the background."

Movie comes out: It's a generic horror script he already wrote and slapped the RE name onto. It is highly praised by his fans but it's RE connections are just basic survival stuff present in any survival horror and easter eggs like a type writer in the background. It is also a comedy.

Cregger fans: "Heh, bet you feel really stupid now!"

[Butornot @Butornot_]

Women autism is apparently so fake they can just decide to turn it off.