Bird Nerd the Sam

[TAPE @tapemachines]

i have never seen a headline i cared less about than this. absolutely incredible work.

[Follow Me On Bluesky @DaveScheidt This Place Sucks @DaveScheidt]

I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well.

[amir @blumenfeld]

Not really a hobby but I’ve been tweeting at losing Republican candidates in close races asking if they won, recently. Sorta making them face the reality that they are losers today.

[Garrett Hunter @GarrettHunter]

A woman has never once tried to talk to me about nft or crypto 🤔

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

@EricBaudour Scott Steiner talking about his math promo. Says "it made sense"
https://t.co/tCGJSBi1yv

[Dr. Nicolette, Himbologist ⋆ @nicoletters]

amouranth wont see y'all making light of her abuse but your friends who are survivors of abusive relationships will.

[maddie 🏰 @idkmaddie]

im sorry to any mutuals who have no idea whats happening but im currently watching a company i spent 10 years idolizing burn to the ground

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

@geordenwhitman To this day I still think about Nomad of Nowhere and how I wish the show had been finished properly. Truly loved the story behind it and am so sorry you had to go through hell throughout the whole process

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

@Axialmatt Dodged one hell of a bullet, absolutely impeccable timing apparently. Real talk though, i look forward to seeing your streams!

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

@wspieler @EricBaudour idk what this is all about but it feels like your style

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

Hey @Sen_JoeManchin Fuck you

[colleen ୨୧ @lovedyoutruly]

clue has just made a statement that their app protects all users. it is a european app meaning it is safe for us to use and our data won't be given away. please delete flo and download clue or other non american period tracking apps.

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

There's a completely correct and fully moral way to solve this and technically you're not allowed to say it on twitter

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[badphrog @badphroggy]

New Comic
Don't Say Gun

[Bird Nerd the Sam @KochSci]

@EricBaudour What more proof do you need that ohio is a mud state

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

https://t.co/vXRwlc3qCO