Luke LaRocque

Just back for the fun. Currently attempting to: parent my children well, love my wife better, follow Jesus best. Also: Habs, Blue Jays, Star Wars, board games.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

New year's resolution: check all voicemails on the day that I get them.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@susancbond Between the O and the A? Yes.

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@replyall @PJVogt @AGoldmund Sandy replies later on... do people really *buy hacked accounts* just to tweet at celebrities? #yesyesno

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

Every leader wants fair and representative elections, until they take power. Shame on you, @JustinTrudeau, shame.

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[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@ShawarmaPharoah I'm a terrible person:

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😱 https://t.co/2tdOXRXF2A

[Golden Gate NPS @GoldenGateNPS]

2016 was the hottest year on record for the 3rd year in a row. Check out this @NASA & @NOAA report: https://t.co/rLJUC56xqi

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@ShawarmaPharoah Wait, are they physically restraining that man? For what reason? So he can't exercise?

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@ShawarmaPharoah it's unclear if you're tempting me with more mistakes or actually heartbroken. #YoureAmazingInSoManyWaysThisIsAllWeGot

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@ShawarmaPharoah we're establishing that you spelled peasant wrong? Just to be grammarly.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@bitterasiandude you're the only Appa for me, I promise!

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@bitterasiandude, I just had dinner with my brother's girlfriend's (Korean) family, and I accidentally called her dad Appa. I betrayed you.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

Reasons why people don't ship with @canadapostcorp: When all the input is correct, per their instructions, but you still can't through.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

This is why I love @ynab: https://t.co/Zy9H4ECuDX

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@dashlarocque proof of my meh.

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@dashlarocque meh.

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@RevMcCaffrey @brabbets ?!? https://t.co/4OLKAeIEZN

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

My brother. Back where you belong. Couldn't be happier. Appreciate you for guiding me and always being real! @JoeyBats19 @BlueJays

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

@terryoinfluence, thanks for the live show: us non-Torontonians love it! #uti #afunnyacronym

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

Just had a great tour of @GravenhurstHS - what an amazing school that punches above its weight. #tldsb #ghsproud

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

Why is it that non-French speakers always say "Fermez la porte" when they want to convince me they speak French?

[GHS @GravenhurstHS]

Muskoka Improv Zone Tournament Tuesday January 17 @ 6:30 in GHS Cafeteria - Come out and support your GHS Improv team!

[Luke LaRocque @kodiaklarocque]

It's pronounced Blink-He! #Trollhunters