just kate 🐀

careful there partner you might fall madly in love with me on here :’) she/her

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

and so I married him

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

last night a MAN asked ME if I’d seen the All Too Well short film hello

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

this was my barbie-oppenheimer double feature

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We all know this is what she SHOULD’VE won the Oscar for

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

@camillewhis I feel seen

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

Hi guys good news last semester @ BYU and I’m still not married yet (tell freshman me I’m purposely making my wedding two months after I graduate)

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

Hi guys good news semester 3 @ BYU and I’m still not married yet (I am now a menace to society at the ripe old age of 18)

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

I have less followers than I did when I tweeted this

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

Oh ya you are reaaallly gonna regret unfollowing me when I am famous starting in the year 2023

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

The American Girl Doll Hospital does not accept Medicare or Medicaid.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Muppets could have written A Christmas Carol but Charles Dickens could never have written "no cheeses for us meeces"

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

we don’t run this city the rats do

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

would you rather work for ticketmaster rn or byu social media when they banned lighting the Y

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

goldfish is such a god tier snack its like kibble for girls

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

scientists at stanford university have reconstructed this 3D model of how adam and eve might have looked

[just kate 🐀 @kogsss]

my TA just shared her screen and she has a google search tab of a word I just said

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

Please be sure to check your kid’s
candy this year - I just found the entire state of Ohio in a Snickers bar