kojala

Don't call it a comeback.

[TechFeed @TechFeed]

Ringling Bros. eliminating elephant acts from circus http://t.co/kalD7H7MIl

[TIME @TIME]

Australia’s oldest man knitted tiny sweaters for injured penguins http://t.co/qH8td0I4Mb

[Paul Carter @paulcarterTV]

It's @TeenageFanclub day! Hugely excited about seeing them at @HudsonRiverPark this eve. #fannies

[NFL @NFL]

.@BarackObama salutes the Super Bowl Champion @Seahawks at the @WhiteHouse [PHOTOS]: http://t.co/rf3A0b7KLE

[kojala @kojala]

Go #Seahawks! #WhosGonnaWin http://t.co/Kj7MwLuT4F @VerizonWireless

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Looks good on NYC! "@Seahawks: Checkout the @EmpireStateBldg tonight! #Seahawks http://t.co/QifKXhv4yz"

[kojala @kojala]

Somehow I don't believe 3 Friends reruns is < than Carrie Underwood + her gd braids building a tower of song over wee Stevie Moyer. #SOML

[kojala @kojala]

@biggayicecream I won't leave you hangin' on that one.

[kojala @kojala]

Enhorabuena y bienvenidos @BilldeBlasio for no butchering the espanish in today's appointment conference. #alcaldemejor

[kojala @kojala]

@usweekly what's a "dody"?

[kojala @kojala]

You're my only hope @coldeeze. #flushot gone wrong?

[NASA @NASA]

Tired of turkey? Cook a #comet instead. Ingredients: 1 large icy comet, 1 sun. Happy #Thanksgiving! #ISON https://t.co/2lF2Fn6AsF

[someecards @someecards]

The disturbing things a stock photo family is thankful for: http://t.co/wmgwWKPIw0

[kojala @kojala]

So... I'm thankful I'm not that poor dead little deer on the side of the NJ Turnpike being ravaged by 6, nay 7 buzzards. #futhanksgiving

[kojala @kojala]

He hit him right in the earhole! Cold War redux on #SNFonNBC

[kojala @kojala]

Just watched a locksmith w/a ponytail roll up and in 1 min jimmy the door on a luxury SUV limo. Driver handed him $200. I'm in the wrong job

[kojala @kojala]

My cat is the divine exception to this. “@TIME: Sorry, your cat heard you, they just don't care what you have to say http://t.co/jIshs3Ps2f”

[Ryan Gorman @GormoExJourno]

This is everything that wrong with Brooklyn: http://t.co/mF9TtzHHYk

[kojala @kojala]

I miss not being able to use the response "Time to get a watch!"