They will not believe! They will not believe! 🇰🇪

ALL VIEWS ARE MY OWN!

RUTO MUST GO

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

My dad thinks supu na keki is a very normal thing to have and…I concur 🫣😂

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[Ike Ojuku @IkeOjuku]

Here is the clip of 2007/8 post-elecion violence courtesy of Al Jazeera.

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

We haven’t grasped how deep the internal security crisis in the country is because we use words that mask its intensity, such as “goons” and “insecurity”.
So what if we called it what it is, “state-organized armed militia”, “state-funded terrorism”, “state-sponsored violence”?

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

My rule of thumb when choosing a boda guy is to pick the ones with friendly faces, dad bods, 3 jackets and an extra helmet because they likely have something to live for. Wouldn't risk my life na hawa youngins wako kazi kutafuta za kuretouch dready, my cats are already fatherless

[Pattagold 🐱✨ @everytimeigoout]

I had a bbq yesterday and told ppl it's from 5pm-11pm. I invited a white guy who's my friend from work and he got there at 4:58 😭😭😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[lil miss💅 @NdulukaHer_]

Me getting ready for a Netflix documentary on "How I survived being an android user in Kenya"😂😂😭 Talking about some ("Zima iyo tecno itatuchomea nyumba" They said with zero mercy 😔)

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

Now, this is a well curated day time concert.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Na muwache upus ya drunk driving man.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

My mum just reminded me of when my primary school teacher called my parents and reported I was holding students hostage 😭

We received results on a math test & you know how teachers would humiliate people who did poorly? I felt so bad for them so during break time I rounded up all the students that did bad & refused to let them go on lunch break, I decided I was going to start teaching them math *by force* & some kids were crying that they wanted to go and play. I kept asking them why they wanted to play when they were failing. I even recruited a class mate to catch kids that escaped. Omg I was a terrorist 😭

Eventually some students escaped & went to report me to the principal 😔

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Location inasoma Kenya na unaita mia $0.77

[Odhis @Fidelwenu]

Hawa wananipotezea time hapa eti Fridays are for office tiktok wakati mimi nataka kuenda kwa mlanguzi wa dawa za kulevya.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

There’s a Kenyan film called Anam’s wake. Everyone needs to watch it and everyone needs to talk about it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

He had to skip to stop the scary.

Like watching Disney movie after a scary one so you don’t have nightmares 😭😭

[Sina Source @mx__chichi]

Remember to always be like Carrefour. Be bold, be confident. Be like Carrefour boldy & confidently masquerading market prices as offers.

[♡ @yourgirlwachira]

Healing miezi nne kwani niliumwa na zombie