Bishop Heahmund🗡️

|Gentleman |Sentimental

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

@gangwolf360 @KOkaforart Drawing vs. Reference

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

@MTN180 please I need your attention as I am unable to renew my Fibre X plan.
Your urgency is welcomed.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Young mfs are never gonna know this feeling 😭

[Mayowa Akande @fuzycheshirecat]

Joining my voice to countless others to complain agents' rates @lasrera How do you intend to fulfil your responsibilities to your constituents when we don't even have a phone number you can be contacted on. @jidesanwoolu @officialABAT @MorufAkinderu @housing_LASG

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

i’m crying man, why do they look like dorgu?

[H 𖦏 @hugoknowball]

Yo @grok remove the smaller club from the picture

[Rihanna @rihanna]

#ENDSARS 🇳🇬

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

On a day like this 20 October 2020, the Lekki Massacr€ happened 💔

[TechCabal is preparing for Moonshot2026 @TechCabal]

From zobo stands in Onike to scaling Quickteller's growth - Joshua Udonne @b0uncingbabyb0y knows how to turn users into loyal customers.

And honestly? The man's got the receipts.

At Paga, his campaigns didn't just meet targets, he crushed them by 3x. Now he's driving growth at Interswitch and passing down knowledge through his daily LinkedIn articles where he breaks down growth strategies that actually work.
Today, we celebrate him as our Tech MVP of the week. 🌟

Want to learn from Joshua and other brilliant minds building Africa's tech future?

Moonshot by TechCabal this October is where you need to be. Visit https://t.co/XAoAlrRUwx or the link in our bio to book your spot now.

#MoonshotbyTechCabal #BuildingMomentum #Moonshot2025

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

Improvement plan with 6 out of 11 improvement plans executed in the same quarter.
Felt on top of the world, even though it brought beef along with it sha😂😂

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

Barely 7 months into the job (just after my 6 month prob period) the data analyst attached to my unit asked me to draft a list of improvement prospects for my team. Because I was bored I over delivered by expanding on practices, processes, structure, tools, accesses and so on...

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve done to get ahead?

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

This included a lot, with timelines and what not. After I submitted, it took the Chief Operations Officer barely 2 hours to call a meeting including myself and my team, the data analyst, team lead, manager and design engineers for 2 hour meeting with my doc as basis for an...

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

The weyrey told me to rewrite my first 3 chapters and flung the thing in my face, 200 plus pages.
I rearranged topics, renamed them, started sentences differently and shifted things around. Madman came back with "this is what I'm talking about, now you're listening" 😂😂

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

@themipzz @ChigozieObi_ Kolas are like that

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

@Olorun_phemy 😂😂

[Muse @xmuse_]

The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000

[Bishop Heahmund🗡️ @kolakit]

@cagiago_ @grok What about me @grok