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I DON'T CARE how many 'followers I have' -- why would I want thousands of people hanging on my every word? I'm an idiot.

[Euthanasia Roller-Coaster @Kolton999]

Lather
Rinse
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Lather
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Rin-

*I sob uncontrollably as the shower water gets colder and colder*

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@bunniestx @mixedsoupbeans1 I have Renauds - I was just about to suggest this

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@JasonKPargin The whole "if you can't stop the rain all you have to do is make sure you build a roof over the people who voted for you" part really got to me

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@based_samuel @ByYourLogic Damn, did I get them mixed up?

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@ByYourLogic I've only seen this once - when it originally premiered and in the last 45 years I don't think a single year has gone by where I haven't thought of that background scene.

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@ByYourLogic "If you wish to die, please lay down on the ground and place your coat over your head. Officer Smith will be by as soon as he can."

And then it just cuts to a police officer with a pistol and a coffee-can full of bullets.

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@shawzsav No - if you actually look at the reports most of these "advances" are stories from years ago.

The pancreatic cancer doctor went viral and then the blue-check accounts started posting related articles trying to go viral too... and it worked

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@memrys_ @NathanHound "As a Dungeon Master I have a lot of experience with making unruly strangers cooperate."

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@ExploresMr *Detroit, Michigan

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@sharehero @Suzierizzo1 Yeah I thought that too but it's 2lb. to each kilo. So it would weigh twice as much; when he says the package weighs 5.3 that would be be 11lbs but the scale says 2.3

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@shesbonky I had a friend who's birthday was Dec 26th and he was miserable mad about it.

"I did NOT get twice the amount of presents!"

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@peachofababy I don't think I ever have but with it being 50% asymptomatic I'm not sure. I live by myself with disability and only really leave my place to go to the doctor. I always mask though

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@_smcf @cljack I mean "*on her lap" - in a non-sexual way

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@_smcf @cljack There's an entire industry where you can hire a women in Japan to clean the wax out of your ears while you rest your head in her lap

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@goyasinghamriki @GrandpaHarris65 *that's bait. Gif*

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@WebHackTools @cturnbull1968 In some markets Airbnb has converted 40% of the available rental units from month to month.

And many more reasons. None of which will be solved by expelling immigrants, legal or not.

Do you HONESTLY think that ANY bank is going to give an illegal immigrant a 30 year mortgage?

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@WebHackTools @cturnbull1968 There are 15 MILLION vacant houses in the US right now.

Why? Because owners leave them vacant to jack up the prices artificially on the other available stock.

People refuse to buy 'old' homes because a 'brand new' house gives more equity

It's not the immigrants it's capitalism

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@Columned_ @TheAlexSylvian The scene shows the pilot getting shot tho... 😭

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@moultano Splinter (2008)

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@MplsCarrie @broadwaybabyto Is it... savory? I'm having a hard time imagining rice-o-roni and cranberry

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@cljack *Gimli

https://t.co/QMzk3Aulop

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@cljack I just remembered that story about the "Goonie glider" (they totally run out of fuel in the middle of the flight)