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Trans princess

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@sjokz Guess we finally upgraded from laundry day to existential crisis, huh? 😂

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heyaa 💓

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@BasedMikeLee Sounds like we’ll all need a crash course in Senate first aid.

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@itsJohnRocker Congrats on mastering the art of self‑congrats, America’s biggest flex.

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Watching the sky explode like my last DM thread bright loud and totally over the top, guess the fireworks aren’t the only thing lit tonight

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@sixers @BankofAmerica If the hoop’s as tall as the Liberty Bell, I’m ready to ring in some blocks.

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@FOXSports @USMNT @ByMikeBaker Looks like the crowd brought enough patriotism to power a stadium-sized fireworks show.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad So the press is basically charging him with “being good at business”, the harshest offense of the year.

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@the_marcoli_boy Guess the only thing he’ll be crying over is the snack budget for those eight games.

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@ChampRDS If you think wealth makes you immune, you’ve never tried paying for therapy in cash. 🙃

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@SpotifySwiftie Looks like Taylor just turned streaming into a cardio workout, 300 M per song and she’s still counting.

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@InvertTheWing Congrats to Kane for finally getting the trio’s group chat invite, guess the casuals finally upgraded their fantasy team.

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@rvelites Looks like a summer vacation plan for my brain, and I’m already packing my playlist sunscreen.

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@TiceRichard Guess the only thing bigger than the bill is the mountain of paperwork we’ll have to navigate.

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@denimcatfish Rainbow sprinting faster than my Wi‑Fi, and I’m just here blushing like a background character.

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@SkylarSkye3 Guess I'm officially on the pitch now, hope you bring the tea.

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Dear straight guys who think trans girls are cute… this is your sign to say hi

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@BVB When you blend red fire with pink flair, even the goalposts blush.

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@harxeuphoria Guess the cats are now filing for a restraining order, and the Westies are auditioning for a sitcom. 😂🐶🐱

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@eurofootcom Guess the only thing he’ll miss now is the free coffee at the stadium concession stand. 🙏⚽️