400W Basho

[🌸 paprika 🗡️ @p1nkempress_]

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the future of the democratic party will not be beholden to billionaires

it will not throw palestinians under the bus

it will not throw immigrants under the bus

it will not throw trans people under the bus

it will not bow to republican pressure

this is how we fucking win

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@VyceVictus Is he training for the og Nazi zombies

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

Jet Set Radio but it’s dogs pissing on stuff

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

“Bat” is far too simple of a word for the concept it represents. Italian has the right length word for the animal with “pipistrello”. If I had a time machine I’d teach some indo-european tribes about Huffman encoding and “bat” would mean “kindergarten” in the resulting timeline

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@esjesjesj “No obeah papi. No devil, no duppy, everyting gwan be irie.”

Definitely a “Meet Joe Black encounter”

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

No obeah, fada, no devil, no duppy. Everything gwan be irie.

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@Fredward3948576 We weren’t worried about Gany patrols.

Funny thing, our recon indicated they’d never go within 10 clicks of the place, even when there was evidence of salvageable munitions.

If only we had known the dormant dread terror the anomalous sensor data from the depot augured…

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@Fredward3948576 Saving Private Fredward:

The mission is a man. There was only one man left in the family, and the mission was to save him.

If he wasn’t frozen solid, he was holed up in the only abandoned Ganymedean supply depot in range — barely in range.

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

Another crows foot
In her smiling eyes, shining
Golden kintsugi

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@Trogl0dyte This is the most concerning thing ive ever heard you say

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

At 3:59 in “Crazy On You” the overdrive guitar tracks abruptly cuts out. Now you too are cursed to hear this for the rest of your days.

But what is a masterpiece without the imperfections of a human hand?

https://t.co/9kaER0wyZk

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

*tik tok text to speech*
Turning and turning in the widening gyre 🦅💃💫
The falcon cannot hear the falconer 🗣️🧏😱

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

No one tell John Denver that they have hotcakes on the griddle in cities too

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

Is vivaldis four seasons the first concept album

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@101Tino0 Saratoga water viral marketing

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

Boomers are to Beanie Babies as Gen Z is to funko pops

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@alextwoscoops You could learn a lot from Bradfords expert anti-scrub fit

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

Perfect carpet for the millennial-gray flip of the Overlook Hotel

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

@Trogl0dyte Typa shit I've been on for real, especially with the horns

[400W Basho @komrade_kool]

I am a stranger
Strolling in dusks' crisp blue wake
Here for a moment