Alex T.

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Wow there are so many cool looking people at the bar 🤩

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

https://t.co/JRK3xRen9n

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

I can't archive you

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

My dream is that one day I'll never have to do another person's dishes ever again.

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man.

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Can't believe I have to make a fucking latte today

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Just said "I love you" to the lady at the gas station right around the corner from my house and I don't regret it.

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

If Leonard Cohen can be famous, I can be too

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

If I make it to ALDI today, that's a win.

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

I got acid on my frisbee, I'm addicted to rollercoasters

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Turn your snare off... Nahhhh keep it on, it's annoying as fuck 🤪

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

@komrade_kool I need this shirt

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

The funniest thing to me is when random dudes will ask you for money and then ask if you're single

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

THE MUCINEX GERM HAD A FAMILY!!!!!

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

When I told him I was gonna overdraft, he just walked away

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Bro at the gas station said it's $958 for a pack of Camel blues... inflation has gotten out of control

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

@dunetown1 Succession

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Does anyone know what man Bjork is referring to in Venus as a Boy? Does he exist?

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

Jazz guitar hero when

[Alex T. @alextwoscoops]

They need something like the Bar exam but for tattoo artists