Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬

bookstore stockboy, poet, translator, ✝️ ancom (🇮🇹🇵🇱), pasta fazul & movie enthusiast, he/him | chapbook: LEST WE ALL GET CLIPPED out now

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

✨It’s here—my book has launched and is available to purchase at link in bio/below✨

Thank you to anyone who takes the time to read it when you could be doing anything else, like finding love in a hopeless place or making manicotti or something😂

[erika @yeeeerika]

just got diagnosed with needing general tso's chicken, fried rice, and a spring roll with a diet coke

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

the NYK are important unc representation. shout out to my 29-year old kings

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

MANDATE OF HEAVEN BABY NEW YORK CITY GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABY I AM AT MY FAVORITE BAR WITH SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS CITY I LOVE SOCIALISM I AM STONE COLD SOBER I AM SO SWEATY MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST I LOVE COMMUNITY I LOVE NEW YORK

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

the knicks are a “you’ve activated my trap card” kind of team

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

when the spurs lose it will be a cultural victory for anyone who has ever had to walk around a sidewalk-wide group of french tourists gawking at graffiti in bushwick

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

if the events of disclosure day happened rn i would just be wondering if the knicks are still playing tomorrow, i would not give a shit

[THE GARDEN IS ROCKING @MSG_Rocking]

Magic Johnson on how special this Knicks team is:

Magic: “I don’t wanna hear no talk about Giannis, or no other player coming to this team. This is a great team. I’ve watched a lot of basketball. The way these guys love each other. Play for each other. Pull for one another. You’re not gonna see this anywhere else. The, grit, the toughness that’s how they beat you. Together.”

Stephen A: “You’re telling me, this team, as presently constructed, you wouldn’t change—”

Magic: “Nope.”

Stephen A: “Even if they don’t win the Finals, no changes?”

Magic: “You keep em together and make small changes. This team knows how to play so well with each other. And off of Brunson. Everybody is comfortable in their role. KAT could start for another team tomorrow. OG can go to another team and be a star. But he’s good to play his role. Bridges too. And Hart, no 2 guard rebounds like Josh Hart. So you’ve got the pieces, and they’re all happy.”

Stephen A: “But—”

Magic: “Now, if you trade for Giannis, how many dudes you gotta give up just to get him? It’s a different team now. The whole team changes.”

Stephen A: “That’s true.”

Magic: “This team. I love this team. I love the Knicks. They play basketball right. Don’t change.”

[Heidi Vanderlee @heidivanderlee]

zohran's gonna make james dolan pay taxes

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[Richard Brody @tnyfrontrow]

That overturned call is utterly demoralizing, as is the lack of flagrant from last game; it communicates that the Spurs can get away with anything.

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

every time the knicks score they show some celebrity ghoul on screen and ruin the vibes again

[‎ً @3randyn]

monk gimmick ain’t working no more nigga. you worse than Hitler

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

Knicks players have constantly preached about concentrating only on the game, about avoiding distractions.

Since the finals began, their owner has messed w their routine by inviting the president, bickered publicly w local government and now said they’re gonna win the finals.

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

I want to hurt myself and others

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

the knicks having to play scared because of the atrocious whistle is a terrible development. they look shell shocked

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Dolan is lying through his teeth. He is cancelling tonight’s watch party to make it look like Trump wasn’t the reason in game 3. Billionaire nepo baby is prioritizing PR for another billionaire nepo baby over Knicks fans. Just a despicable piece of shit.

[RangersMuse @nyrangersmuse]

wembanyama is inch for inch the lamest player in the league

dirty play after dirty play and flops to no end

waste of talent for performative hoops

[Joe Gross, Jongleur 🪬 @komradekapybara]

I feel like I’m in the backrooms surrounded by tvs showing every knicks fumble in history