Monica

[Joe Flipperhead @FKR102445]

Ian Whiffin just testified it’s “quite rare” for a phone to record a flight of stairs using Apple health data, if you weren’t actually on stairs.

In the Read case, when JOKs phone recorded 3 flights of stairs- Mr. “Quiet Rare” claimed it was while driving in a car.

Normal 😹😹

[UFC on Paramount+ @UFConParamount]

PUT TO SLEEP IN FIFTY SECONDS 🤯

PADDY PIMBLETT JUST EARNED A MASSIVE SUBMISSION VICTORY IN THE #UFC329 CO-MAIN EVENT!

[ LIVE ON @ParamountPlus ]

[Ausla! @Au5la]

fortnite is so funny because you either have the time of your life playing or contemplate killing yourself while playing and there is literally no in-between

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[wenckebach 🫀 @emtrnmd]

@konicalynnn “enjoys making boys cry” is absolutely sending me rn

[Monica @konicalynnn]

@emtrnmd STOP IT 😭😂

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Black comedian named ‘Druski’ puts on whiteface to mock Erika Kirk..

👀

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man this might be Druski’s most diabolical skit yet 😭

“How Conservative Women in America act”

[FOX SA @KABBFOX29]

TODAY: Jury selection begins for man accused of killing pregnant Savanah Soto, Matthew Guerra in Christmas 2023. https://t.co/zH2lHyKRA7

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Coach Jason Brown @TheRealCoach_JB]

😂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

HOLY SHIT

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Boring Mother Fuckers

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Joe Rogan goes off after Steve-O defended trans people using women's bathrooms & claimed there was a push to put them in camps.

Steve-O: "I talked to this trans person... They described to me a level of oppression... 'I am not allowed to use the bathroom...'"

Rogan: "That's not true..."

Steve-O: "Politicians [are] trying to put them in internment camps."

Rogan: "Who's doing that? What politicians are saying they should be put in internment camps?... Do you know who has killed more people than ICE this year? Trans shooters."

[Monica @konicalynnn]

@Hackwithjacob @Verizon I’ve called them twice a week for the last 6 weeks actually.

[Monica @konicalynnn]

@Verizon has the worst fucking customer service ever. How is it my Verizon account gets hacked 1/16/26, and it’s STILL not fixed.

[Chloe @ii7x_ii]

@dumbtwttt male postpartum depression is when men get depressed because they aren’t the only baby in the house anymore

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

cumple 17 años años "stress relief", el que para muchos es el mejor capitulo de the office

[Real Time @RealTimeRating]

Se cumplen 17 años de este momento en “The Office”.

[Michael McQuaid @McQuaidNFL]

How do you even begin to explain this 😂