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[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

When an immigrant steals your job.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Mona Lisa reincarnated - that smile!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nori. She's not a human trapped in a dog's body. She's a human chilling in a dog's body. 13/10

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

I’m not a fan of veneers - creepy.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

sorry if this is rude to say but i miss when famous people had normal human teeth. i can watch whole films without seeing a single naturally occurring set of chompers and it’s unnerving

[jessica card @jessicard]

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Air this nationally.

[Libby Whittemore💙🪷🇺🇦 @libbage55]

🧵1. A post on FB…

“I am 14 and I’m struggling in algebra class. When I ask for help, the male teacher says, ‘I’m not surprised girls aren’t that good at algebra’.

I am 18 and go to my first fraternity party with girlfriends…

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is stunning.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Sooo sad.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Asparagus does not belong on a crudité platter… never ever. And Salsa?!?! My dude…

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Who thought this was a good idea

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Me - especially in college… my soph yr roomie often had to turn it off for me (cussin‘ & understandably annoyed)) as I‘d tried & failed in my sleepiness (adjusting volume/every other button, of every other device in reach).

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Just finished Robert A. Heinlein‘s Stranger in a Strange Land - that man was ahead of his time…

[ProPublica @propublica]

A right-wing think tank is now a church in the eyes of the IRS. It’s part of a growing movement of activist groups that are seeking church status.

And it’s all perfectly legal. Here’s how 👇

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn this lake *is* superior

[Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️ @Nnedi]

It’s this simple.
It’s not a discussion.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

I don’t know why it’s called Twitter? The only reason for its existence is dogs. Should be called Woof. Boop!

[JustFoodForDogs™ @JustFoodForDogs]

Dash, one of our customers, is having a ruff day. It was raining on his walk, and one of his ears got all wet. He's pretty upset about the whole ordeal.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

Same, Finn. Same! Me walking down the street/park/garden.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. Someone once told him to stop and smell the flowers. Now he never skips a day. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. Someone once told him to stop and smell the flowers. Now he never skips a day. 13/10

[Anti-Hate. World Peace 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[Konstanze Niedung @konisolde]

I just had surgery in Germany. You know how much my bill is or what I need to worry about covering myself? Nothing. 0. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nix. And the hospital let me stay until I felt ready to go. Grateful I can concentrate fully on convalescing! #freehealthcare #grateful