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A guy tried a diner and found it horrible. The waitress gave bad service and chewed gum.
So he got the idea to play a joke on a friend who was an intellectual snob. He called the waitress over, and she snapped her gum and asked him what he wanted.
“I’m going to play a joke on a friend and bring him in tomorrow. I’m going to call you over and ask you a question. I’ll give you 100 bucks to answer “1/3 x cubed”. Got that?
She said “Sure thing, honey,” and he paid her the hundred.
The next day he told his friend about this amazing diner he’d found, with the smartest staff imaginable. He convinced his friend to come with him. The friend was pretty appalled by the diner, and not much impressed by the waitress, either.
When she came over to take their orders, the guy said, “Look, my friend and I are having an argument and we’d like to ask you to settle it.” The waitress agreed.
“So, what’s the indefinite integral of x squared?”
The waitress thought about it a few seconds, snapped her gum, and said,
“1/3 x cubed plus C.”
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Millennials, it's time to choose your midlife renaissance
1. Be a steady adult in a young person's lif
2. Moderate your drinking and be quiet about it
3. Train for a marathon because you value health
4. Have a wanted baby (with a partner you genuinely like)
5. "We're deepening the relationship"
6. Learn an instrument badly and keep playing it anyway
7. Forgive one of your parents
8. Plant something that won't mature for 20 years
9. Take up a hobby with zero monetization potential
10. Decide what you believe instead of inheriting it
I like how every MENA muslim ive seen believes in an extremely Orthodox interpretation of Islam and every SEA Muslim i have encountered belives in shit like "If I cover my face in chicken blood and dance in a circle five times Allah will grant me magic powers"