Konr Ness

I like to make something out of nothing, whether it is with software, food, or duct tape. Principal Software Engineer at The Nerdery.

[𝙳𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚜 ✈️ Devoxx 🇵🇱 @horovits]

Feature flags are highly useful for #productmanager for several use cases. good talk on @DeveloperWeek ProductWorld by @harnessio @davenielsen
#softwaredevelopment

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@jerswoodshop You don't owe us anything.

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As a user, I want to enjoy the security of SSL.

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Why are there literally no results for this search? https://t.co/RaPKBAwT8y

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Many in the 50's said that TV was a fad. Turns out they were right, it just took 60 years. #MobileFirst #PurinaGetsPersonal

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Petfinder is about to get personal. #PurinaGetsPersonal

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It's not every company party that you'd find a dude worth a bloody head packing a revolver. #NerdsGetLit

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@windycityken I did. What's the problem?

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The Iron Triangle of @the_nerdery Holiday Party: drink a lot, eat a lot, have fun. You may pick only two. #NerdsGetLit

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My perfect microwave would have two features: a single "add 30 seconds" button and it would reset to the clock after a minute of idle.

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I'm researching web analytics/tracking tools. It surprises me how many of them suggest "avoiding IT". Perpetuating fragmentation.

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You know PHP7 is performant when there's no significant performance increase by implementing a complex library in C. https://t.co/kjp5rhJWsC

[Fabien Potencier @fabpot]

#Twig 2 C extension for PHP7+ is almost ready. We need your help testing it to see if perf impact is significant.
https://t.co/Jn1LZclGDS

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I wrote a thing about PHP's class member visibility. https://t.co/uA7aWMY6SM

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@varikin what is unique about Spinnaker that the other dozen similar solutions don't already do?

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

stay ready so u don't have to get ready

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@Beryllium9 I like that. The term engineer should be special.

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@Beryllium9 should have hired a structural engineer... or followed building codes.

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@wlejon damn straight.

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A person that makes websites calling themselves a software engineer is like a deck builder calling themselves a structural engineer.

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I just received the best email a software developer can get from their client: "I am aligned with discontinuing support for IE7-10".