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Imma firin mah lazor

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@olifaye He's not wrong. Goalies job is to slow down physical processes, which is the primary definition of the word retarded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Should be noted that he did not practice it with "mentally", so assuming positive intent here?

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@JasonGregor Same friggin clip just cropped smh

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Colton Parayko uses the force on Quinn Hughes
@mnwild @StLouisBlues

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@JasonGregor Bro straight up stole my video with no credit lol, good karma

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Colton Parayko uses the force on Quinn Hughes
@mnwild @StLouisBlues

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@sneederr @Goofbeard @Kaleb2__ It's cuz your team sucks - I'd be mad too

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@benzino780 @NHL Maybe you've never seen Faber skate before

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@MantisQos @histories_arch May both sides of your pillow be forever warm.

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@Dan22812D @usahockey Maybe trying to throw Canada a bone here?

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@NotTheRocketman @GinoHard_ Point they are trying to make is don't be a pussy. Both the guys mentioned were being pussies. Must be part of their off-season training together.

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@JesticeTony @Lookinupatstars @archeohistories I mean, pretend for a moment that you happened across that post and it said "Libtard" instead of MAGA...
2 things:
- This joke is 🔥 no matter the victim
- Y'all are gonna hate regardless

Thanks for your time, may your projection wars forever give you the thrills you seek ☺️

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@RebelHerfer @Lookinupatstars @archeohistories > "Stop being a hater"
> Hates.

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@Lookinupatstars @archeohistories All the hateful comments in this thread talking about how people shouldn't be hateful is pure comedy.

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@PamSireech85 @archeohistories Nobody's observed the full life cycle because it lives in deep-sea environments that are nearly impossible to study. Even its reproduction remains a mystery.

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@PamSireech85 @archeohistories Xenoturbella is a hermaphrodite with gonads scattered throughout its body instead of centralized organs. It releases eggs and sperm directly into the water for external fertilization. But here's the catch: scientists still don't know what its larvae look like or how it develops..

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@thelonelyisland Happy 99 Day Andy!! (Nine niiiiiiiine!)

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@2MuttsHockeyPod @NHL Protection? Yeah, this could've been prevented because McDavid should've been suspended for his cheap shot on Marcus Johansson, making it so he wouldn't have even played in this game. He needs to play by the same rules as everyone else. That's where the joke is here.

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@GerardVsEvil @MollieeWalkerr Cool take bro

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@DrEvilGritty Not a bruins fan, but that kid is soft as baby shit. Not once did McAvoy use any force - those are extremely light pushes, not even shoves. Holy diver

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@F4BES7 "That's a fine apple" - Matt Boldy

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@RussoHockey Everyone in here thinking mouthguards prevent teeth from being knocked out... Just makes them easier to find