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[olivia @olifaye]

i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

being a sports fan is a great social lubricant unless you’re an nhl fan because nobody has any idea what you’re talking about

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

It sucks that Harris isn’t going to be a bigger guy. I love justice smith and I’m glad to see that we are diversifying these extremely white couples. These two statements can coexist.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cat laziness is so contagious. You will see her flopped on it back on your couch a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. You're right. You make a compelling argument.

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[gritty j @katiespence]

im starting to get a little concerned that a lot of u don’t know that that’s kraken hockey baby is forslund…….

[dan 🌞 @sidmogging]

"you only watch hockey for the hot men!!!"
have you considered: TAPTAP CLACKCLICKCLACKCLUNK SCRRRRRRACK TAK TIPTIPCLACK?

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye… you were bigger than the whole sky… #loveislandusa

[olivia @olifaye]

my family WISHES I wasn’t in the trenches of natural stat trick and puckpedia

[vic @sinnerandy]

wag culture at its peek wdym knowledge of the players and statistics is "male-centric marketing"?? we the woman who watch it do not have this knowledge? are we supposed to only care about the fashion? insane take

[olivia @olifaye]

@puckempire does @vince_dunn follow you on twitter though

[baehisn🍉 @baehisn]

THIS MAN GENUINELY UNLOCKS A DIFFERENT SORT OF RAGE IN ME LIKE GET FISH AND CHIPS OUT MY VILLA

[NHL Rosters @NHL_Rosters]

Top remaining free agents update:

Forwards
Patrick Kane
Claude Giroux
Patrik Laine
Anthony Mantha
Eeli Tolvanen
Jonathan Drouin
David Perron
Vladimir Tarasenko
Reilly Smith
James van Riemsdyk
Michael Bunting
Pavol Regenda
Tyson Jost
Luke Glendening
Adam Henrique
Philipp Kurashev
Brandon Saad
Danton Heinen
Oskar Sundqvist
Tanner Pearson
Jansen Harkins
David Kampf
Robby Fabbri
Nathan Bastian
Tomas Nosek
Calle Jarnkrok
Ryan Reaves

Defensemen
Logan Stanley
Andrew Peeke
Carson Soucy
John Klingberg
Nick Blankenburg
Ben Hutton
Matt Grzelcyk
Mike Reilly
Nick Leddy
Adam Boqvist

Goalies
Connor Ingram
Cam Talbot
David Rittich
Matt Murray
James Reimer
Petr Mrazek

[bambi ♪ @hrteyesnorris]

“we’ve always been a second chance organization” not like this dude. no thanks. have some integrity.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[olivia @olifaye]

steener, i had so much hope for you... but this is gross and bad, idc if he only plays with the thunderbirds

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

The Blues have signed Dillon Dube to a one-year contract. https://t.co/9PKRXb6N7e

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Elliotte Friedman tonight before free agency day tomorrow 🥛🍪

[SCOTUS Wire @scotus_wire]

🚨 The Supreme Court ruled that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship to children born in the United States, including those whose parents are in the country unlawfully or only temporarily, striking down President Trump's executive order.