dr pee pee

big dinner boy

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Decrepit old woman from the great British bake off: tell us what’s different about your key lime pie Dina
Me,: there’s cum in it
Woman: extraordinary *chef kisses me on the mouth*

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@Badass_Patriot @MillennialVerse getting dust in your lungs is gonna make you feel like shit

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@DeplorableFJB @krumping4 @Callittwitte_r @DaanBarnard i would real money you have never stepped foot in the south side of chicago

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@palcatrazcross1 @RedactedReason @AspersionCaster it is 100% a bad question. the wording itself is extremely racist.

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@TrumpDailyPosts getting second hand embarrassment reading all of these replies from dummies who couldn’t do a simple fact checking google search on their own 😭😭

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@warren_brandow dude we get it, you’re a virgin

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@MTadlockSr @MagnusStenbock @Oranos8310 @BostonLegalEagl @IanJaeger29 he’s swedish you dimwit

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@hotaciouse @royal_bobby24 @DipshikhaGhosh ok virgin

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@transeurydice that bubbly shitty handwriting looooool there’s no way

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@bigarms4me @transeurydice wait are you joking

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@OneAddyAdds @buttforager random 🤪🤪

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@Mirahmirah77 @GimmieABeat every time some dumb motherfucker on fb posts about a homeless person w their dog and centers their concern around the dog only it makes me want to rip my hair out strand by strand

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@jk_rowling holy shit dude this is so fucking funny 😆 do you write your own jokes??????????????

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@ThatClaireKyleG @ecto_fun how can you be 40 something and still think like this

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@westsidesettler damn your friend texted you to reminisce that’s so slutty

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interesting how there is a whole month dedicated to the gays but only 2 days for jesus 😩

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i think the sentence “dogg i cannot brook the gossamer bloatee” will live in my brain forever

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did they not review this before posting

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@RealJessePalmer @ItsAuntieChrist bc he doesn’t know how to be a regular human without someone coaching him? lol

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@Andyheybro he was recording my partner’s band this week and seemed totally fine yesterday. so sad/scary

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not a joke