John H. Carroll

I am a slightly odd fantasy and children's books writer. The Ryallon Series is my most popular endeavor. I'm awesome, just ask me.

[John H. Carroll @kookoo88]

The World of Ryallon: Pinghavn, Book 4 of the Crazed Series available for Pre-order. https://t.co/lKBPzT3Iab
#preorder #amwriting #ebook #kobo #smashwords #epicfantasy #fantasy

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I've posted the release of my book to my blog with links to the stores. Let me know if I missed a store you prefer.
https://t.co/mdGWXedRqt

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@BetfredSports #oof

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We don't need a cure for us 🫀 https://t.co/8UqEvm6oo8 via @YouTube

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@GovofCO - LEAVE. TABOR. ALONE. ffs, how many times do we have to tell all of you this?

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COMING SOON . . .

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For the last 2 days it feels like there's a little bug using the nose hairs of my left nostril as a jungle gym and I'm about to lose my mind.

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Pro tip: Never fold fitted sheets the same way twice.
(not sure if it's an actual pro tip, but it's just the way things are for me)
#ProTip #fittedsheet

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My 5 favorite songs

1. "Dead is the New Alive" by Emilie Autumn.
2. "Glitter" by @keysnkrates feat Ambre Perkins
3. Flesh without Blood" by @Grimezsz
4. "Ramble On" by @ledzeppelin
5. "Runaway" by @AURORAmusic

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Reviewer: "The characters cry too much."

Me: If you went through the shit show I put my characters through, you'd cry too.
#amwriting

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#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

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#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest #glitch

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic, it's okay to only use 3 or 4 instead of 6.
#garlic #IDontKnowWhoNeedsToHearThis

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There is a sword in the stone!
#HorizonForbiddenWest

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#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

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I need to write some NCMR ECOs today for NCP products to RTV.

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Habnome, the final book in the Ryallon Chronicles, is available on Amazon!
https://t.co/1mD5nbAs2G
#Amazon #kdp #amwriting #ebook #release #ryallon

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Habnome, the final book in the Ryallon Chronicles, is available on Smashwords!
https://t.co/bQkDf678SE
#Habnome #smashwords #amwriting #ebook #release #ryallon

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@VisitCA Brandon! My favorite player.

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Excerpt from Habnome

"Isn’t love supposed to be simple? You tell each other you’re in love and then you’re together and happy for the rest of your lives, right?"

#amediting #amwriting