Matt McCormick

I enjoy bow hunting for pterodactyl on the weekend.

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Why is the #US playing little boys in the #worldcup ?

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Everyone is trying to make thier vehicles faster, but I'm just slowing mine down. At least I can bulldoze stuff. #smalltruckprobs

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@CharlyCailin after this weekend yes. I'll even help you cut it off

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@CharlyCailin you can pretend!

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@sir_adam_baity air filter cleaner works great too!

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

I just drop out of school, go in the woods and die.

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

When you're an old man trying to be a hard butt on your ear raddling Harley, but miss 2 shifts. #stillprettycoolthough

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@sir_adam_baity this is very true!

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

I've been going to #soccer games for 10 years and I'm still not always sure what's going on. @sir_adam_baity

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

It pisses me off when people park in front of Trucky at the gym and I can't look at her. #typicalwhiteboy

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Why can't I drop out and go to work for Reynolds like everyone did 40 years ago. We need to bring back smoking. #LeftSwipeDat #tobacco

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Shape up or ship out

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

"My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell all my stuff for what I told her it costed."

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Scott McCormick quate of the day "looks like 5 gallon bucks of water fallen from the sky."

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Just discovered the cheese I ate for lunch expired 15 days ago. Also, those spots it had all over it I'm pretty certain was mold #stillgood

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

Scott McCormick quate of the day: " it couldn't pull a greasy string out if a cat's butt". #wordsmith

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@PattyTodd that's fine. But please don't have a Polo that says it haha

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

This guy behind me is wearing a shirt that says Integra type R.... #ricercrap #rice #fartcan

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

"You could be a little fat, ugly women driving an old CR-V so count your blessings."

[Matt McCormick @kool_kat_matt61]

@AnnaWingler that's only sometimesssss