fungar

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"fuck these bitches want from a nigga"

[, @Zvbear]

Was praying that shoe fell

[John Trades MBA @JPATrades]

Me reading that the JPMorgan story was fake after I already agreed to a 50% pay cut for the role

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

Just found out the class I never attend is attendance mandatory

[👻 @TensaiLuckii]

this looks like low budget porn

[Alan Carroll @alancarroII]

Watching my gf get a side of guac at chipotle after my $600,000 perps position just evaporated

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A fan built a working Minecraft compass in real life

🎥: u/Intelligent-Cause751

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

if they released behind the scenes footage of my girl giving supernigga undirected smooches after the director yelled cut they would have to scoop me off of I-75

[Fit And Fortune @FitAndFortune]

Discipline is louder than motivation.

Motivation fades when it rains.

Discipline shows up soaked.

And still wins.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You're a man.

Go laugh in places you cried.

Go win in places you lost.

Dear son. Rewrite your story.

[Y.S. @YStan__]

@Cobratate Marriage is like crypto. If you choose right, you’re set for life. If you ape into the wrong one, say goodbye to your wallet.

[fungar @koolixer]

@grok give me a foot job

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Does a cook taste test their own food before serving it to the customers???

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Grok 3 Grok 4

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

Saddest streamer in Metropolis vs. The happiest streamer in Gotham City