Kops

This is a coping mechanism. Wish I wasn't so terrible at napping

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

I need to see my friends’ liked tweets; how else am I supposed to gauge their mental health through niche memes, sneak their likes into our banter as if I discovered them myself, and effortlessly create intellectual chats. It was like having an unfiltered RSS feed to their brain

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[criston cole hater @safespace1809]

Yeh aura farming kharif hoti hai ya rabi

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

Bringing this back cus I'm back in office after a year of remote work :/

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

Offline jobs are wilds, like why am I spending 40+ hours in this office per work and inhaling the stale air??

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

They told me to not be whimsical at work 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[ada⁷ @sikkadevi]

inability to sleep without a weighted blanket vs the humble indian summer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Tanu_ @dal_makhanii]

Kaash 🤞🏻

[ishy @ishygoel]

- joy sullivan

[The Bad Engineer @Satirical_Dhruv]

A country where chocolate gets headlines, but thirsty villages get silence.

[நீலாம்பரி @baybicurl]

I love this picture so much 🥺

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my bestfriend and her boyfriend are drunk and he just looked at her and said "i can't believe you are real" and thats all i want in life

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

[eevie @0xeevie]

Hot women are the backbone of the economy.

Everyone works all day to make money to spend on hot women and therefore if there were no hot women no one would work.

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

The Indian salaried class has been methodically stripped of every single inflation hedge available to it, one budget at a time.

You tried crypto. They slapped a 30% flat tax on gains, allowed no set-off of losses, and added 1% TDS on transfers.

You tried equities. Budget 2024 raised STCG from 15% to 20%, raised LTCG from 10% to 12.5%, increased STT on F&O, and also killed indexation for most other long-term capital gains.

You thought fine, I’ll diversify some savings abroad through LRS. They put 20% TCS on remittances above 10 lakhs for investments abroad.

You tried Sovereign Gold Bonds, because surely a government-issued, government-backed gold hedge would be the one clean instrument they would not mess with. Then Budget 2026 came along and removed the capital gains exemption for secondary market buyers.

And now the final insult.

The Prime Minister has publicly asked you to avoid buying physical gold for a year in the “national interest,” because gold imports use foreign exchange.

So let me get this straight. A middle class wagie earning in depreciating rupees, watching FD rates hover around 6.5% while real life inflation keeps eating his purchasing power, has now been told:

Crypto is taxed like a vice.

Equities are more expensive to hold and exit.

Foreign diversification gets hit with TCS.

SGBs are being wound down and tax-narrowed.

Buying physical gold is now unpatriotic.

Basically, every single exit from rupee depreciation has been systematically curtailed. You are expected to hold your savings in instruments the government controls, at returns the government sets, for a currency the government is rapidly inflating away.

Does this sound like Amrit Kaal to you?

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

This will blow your mind 🤯

Tribals in Madhya Pradesh are holding unique ‘Chitra Protest’ against BJP Govt for stealing their homes & forests

They are covering themselves in mud, holding hunger strike & acting like dead bodies for past 11 days

Their only demands — Land in return of land & proper rehabilitation

They have been living on the same land for 2000 years and suddenly they lost all rights? Really?

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

@Sanginamby

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

milf (movie i'd like to finish)

[Kops @kopal_jain12]

the intimacy of asking each other your sleep score every morning