Sam

Love you @LFC

[Belinder @_bubblxs]

A season being bad doesn’t wipe out the most incredible season… we still got it and still enjoyed it ❤️ thank you Arne

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Still one of the best videos of all time

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Screen Mix @ScreenMix]

رصدت كاميرا مثبتة على سطح أحد المباني في ليما قطة رمادية نحيلة للغاية، لدرجة أنك تستطيع رؤية أضلاعها،

وهي ملقاة بلا حراك على جانبها فوق الخرسانة لساعات.

في الساعة الثامنة صباحًا، حطّ غراب على حافة السطح وفي منقاره قطعة خبز.

الغربان لا تشارك طعامها مع غيرها، ولا تُطعم الحيوانات الأخرى، وبحسب ما يعرفه علماء الأحياء، كان من المفترض أن يأكل الغراب الخبز ويغادر.

اقترب الغراب من القطة، ووضع الخبز على الأرض أمام أنفها، ثم تراجع خطوتين، وبقي واقفًا ورأسه مائل حتى رفعت القطة أنفها وبدأت في الأكل.

بعد سبع دقائق، طار الغراب وعاد بقطعة أخرى.

سجلت الكاميرا قيامه بنفس الرحلة أربع مرات في ساعة واحدة، وهو يحضر الخبز من مكان مجهول، بينما كانت القطة تأكل ببطء، ورأسها لا يزال ملتصقًا بالأرض لأنها لم تكن تملك القوة للوقوف.

في اليوم التالي، راجع أحد الجيران التسجيل وصعد للبحث عن القطة. فوجدها جالسة على حافة السطح، تنظر إلى السماء، والغراب يقف على بُعد نصف متر تقريبًا، كما لو كانا ينتظران معًا شيئًا لا يعرفه سواهما.

تتلقى القطة العلاج في عيادة، ولا يزال الغراب يظهر على سطح المنزل كل صباح في تمام الساعة الثامنة ومعه قطعة خبز لم يعد لديه من يعطيها إياها.

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

This cost them about $1 trillion.

The truth is, you cannot build systems like this exclusively on the logic of profit. You cannot expect to break even in 20 or 30 years. Projects of this scale are built because the government decides they must exist to serve the people.

And this is a problem with systems that are strictly, or overwhelmingly, capitalist. If you leave every problem in your society to the spontaneity of the market, some challenges are so large and so unprofitable that you will never have sufficient incentive to solve them.

[old memory @old_memory]

average long sleep dream

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @Fw_BigDreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“don’t be scared of bees, they’re checking to see if you’re a flower” is the sweetest thing

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

Did you forget who you were dealin with?

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[⥁ @LFC_ERYAN]

Mo Salah - Doubted Delivered Crowned.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

This is something I have been worrying a lot about. We have psychopaths waging this war. We have seen Netanyahu gleefully carry out a genocide in Gaza reducing it to a nuclear bomb site. Why would he not go further now in Iran? There has been absolutely no consequences for his war crimes in Gaza. Trump has only assisted them. This has got to stop. As the citizens of the world we have to stop this. They can not be allowed to carry out a nuclear strike on the millions of innocent people of Iran. These are our fellow human beings, regardless of their leaders. This is insanity.

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

This is an Orwellian nightmare. Basically he is saying that the state will now photograph your car and debit your bank account directly. No court order, no notice, no consent, no due process. Just a camera, an algorithm, and instant access to your money. And millions of people will clap for this because muh "technology" and "no more queues."

Every wrongful deduction, every misread plate, every system error will drain your money first and maybe, if you're lucky, get reversed months later after you run around in circles with government authorities and court cases. But alas, those of us who call this out will be labelled aunty nashnul luddites.

[Dr.Sivaranjini @dr_sivaranjani]

Tired, but not giving up! Pls download and share before there is a gag order on me.
Thanks to @IndiaESI (who also impleaded in my PIL against misleading branding of sugary drinks as ORS), @FAIMA_INDIA_ , HRDA Andhrapradesh, HRDA Telangana, MARD Thane, MARD Nagpur, Junior Doctor's Association Ahmedabad, Telangana Junior Doctor's Association, Junior Doctor's Association Ranchi, T-SRDA, GARD, Telangana Doctor's Forum, RDA Aligarh, RDWS UP, IMA Telangana State, IMA Hyderabad Airport, Endocrine Society of Telangana, Indian Doctor's and Dermatologists against quackery, for condemning the notice of Johnson&Johnson and Kenvue in which they accused me of disparaging them for my commercial benefits and views! Thank you for staying by my side! Grateful!

[قاری رحمان-بخش @mrbojnokopff]

A great biryani needs no raita. A good biryani is enhanced by a good raita. A great raita elevates a mediocre biryani.

Few understand this.