wee man and preston stunts: haha guys we dressed them up like sumo wrestlers and made them run around Japan lol
ehren stunts: hit the second tower, ehren
this is easily a top 5 jackass moment. no serious danger, nothing grotesque. just one man and his soup falling for an overly elaborate prank in a way he couldn’t possibly see coming.
the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch