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There's nothing more hypocritical than a thin-skinned journalist.

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A blurry photo I shot today at @BURGERFI in Dania, before the manager yelled, “No photos! Get out! Get out now!” Both the manager and an employee had their masks around their necks – while barking orders to each other *and looking down at the food.* Yummy.

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Why do journalism webinars suck so ironically? Here's video evidence, as I continue my quest to alienate myself from my profession. https://t.co/Hgtdjl9SUb @IRE_NICAR @NABJ

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@emdrums There are no more weekends.

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Nice to know Jews can be just as creepy as fundamentalist Christians. https://t.co/bytUJdV6Ac

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@emdrums @newsguild In the interest of journalistic accuracy, you need one with beer and/or wine bottles.

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@apantazi It's not really about the money. It's about showing shareholders they're doing something to reduce costs. You're the window dressing for the stock.

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@mattmillsphoto @Tim_Dodson Let's talk today. I sent you my number, too. I disagree with you, but I wonder if we can find a compromise.

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"Hey, Koretzky, why don't you promote your projects on Twitter?" Here's why. At least no one's calling me a pedophile terrorist this time. https://t.co/P2HQtYMhBA

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College journalists: You're struggling to cover coronavirus news from home, attend online classes taught by technophobic professors, and pay your bills without work. This is the least we can do for you. https://t.co/4VKFhKxnbC

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Went grocery shopping today. These two photos tell you everything you need to know about the American diet: The meat aisle was sold out, but the produce section was plentiful. COVID-19 might kill you, but your diet will definitely kill you.

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Just got back from a convention in San Francisco, which has four of the nation's 77 coronavirus cases. Felt very safe, except for one potential contagious disaster. https://t.co/u60tHoXTQe

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I’ve been permanently banned from an annual college media convention. I'm still gonna go, though. https://t.co/XCntcSYwRK

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Tomorrow is Student Press Freedom Day. What a terrible idea. https://t.co/Bg5sO6DrhX

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Hey, Matt Hall (@SDuncovered) and @SPJ_tweets: Are you "concerned" that I just hosted a series of sessions at a high-school journalism convention – and, in between, 25 girls danced onstage? Should I be censured? Shunned? https://t.co/YypprWBAk6

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If past is prologue, this should get me on the worldwide photojournalist shit list. https://t.co/RRtjLfkHP8

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@WJeffreyBrown @Red_Patriarch @spj_tweets Hmm, maybe this is why @spj_tweets leaders gave me so much crap. They were jealous.

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Got this from @washingtonpost's senior publicist today: "Wanted to let you know about Launcher, a new section devoted to covering video gaming and esports. Debuting Oct. 15, it'll feature coverage and analysis of this rapidly growing industry. More here: https://t.co/tqT2XQ9TPd"

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@MBNHedger From a million miles away.

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A Hispanic leader of a journalism organization publicly called me racist. I filed a code of conduct complaint with that organization. The verdict: That doesn't qualify under our code of conduct. Maybe if she would've kicked me in the nads? https://t.co/6lFBs6YEZr

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@voss749 Yeah, I thought about that. If they were discussing personal stuff, I wouldn't feel comfortable being there, even though I'm allowed to be. I would've left on my own.

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I’ve been accused of racism – for trying to attend a diversity meeting. Now I’m asking a Hispanic woman to take sensitivity training. I honestly believe this represents progress. https://t.co/QJ5JM7J23k