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[mika @themikalaleeann]

“why you be posting your food in your close friends?” bc niggas knowing i can cook is bad for the brand.

[Kutlo 👷 @kletlape]

Highest form of love is CONSIDERATION❤️❤️❤️

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

“If you don’t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[kennedi @kennnedl]

my talent is being drawn to the most expensive option before ever seeing the price tag

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[Stepha @StephaEnyinna]

In a day, I'll see 20 beautiful women and 19 very ugly men. The men should just stay in-doors.

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm… is because I’m crazy

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i have the mind of kanye and the sexiness of kim

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

I hang out with whores because it’s what Jesus did

[fran ♡ @franncesse]

like is it big or not

[69 @koriiiidanielle]

Every time I see an ugly nigga on social media, I go to your page and just smile.

[69 @koriiiidanielle]

y’all don’t feel Lana like I feel Lana because fortunately for us, we both have the same sign and moon sign

[69 @koriiiidanielle]

I hope all the animals in my house know that they are black and they do listen to me on command and I’ve never had to physically touch them to get them to listen to me either, a true black mother 🙂

[milly @odvratna]

talking to multiple men and feeling nothing

[MDB ✮ @madisondenye]

Alright Drake. The best I got is $1000 for his tour.

[69 @koriiiidanielle]

idgaf about what no bitch said behind my back because she knew where to say it at

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

TAKE A BITE OUTTA HELLO KITTY

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

real housewives and sex and the city single handedly taught me that life does not end after your twenties, not even your thirties. you can genuinely reinvent yourself at any age, in any era, and have a great time doing it.

[she @hepcafvx]

just masturbated to my own thoughts instead of watching porn