Maynard™

lonesome on'ry and mean

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

@toripreece If it was fair then it wouldn’t be no fun

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

I don’t get mad, I get even

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I don't understand why it's such a crime to be homophobic, transphobic, or islamaphobic.

Personally, I'm none of the above, but why is it so reprehensible for someone to fear something?

People are afraid of lots of stupid shit. Mice, heights, vomiting.

Get tf over it.

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

This has to be the funniest video I’ve seen all damn day 😂😂😂😂😂

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

There's nothing better to get drunk to than keith Whitley

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

At the end of the day I'm gonna do what I want, no matter who disagrees

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

Karma is a mother fucking bitch

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

"My voice has had too many cigarettes and too much alcohol. I'll be damned if I don't leave all this mess and get away, if I have to crawl"

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

Yeah you're right, I'll prolly go to hell. But god damn all the stories I can tell

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I never understand when I see couples jogging or working out at the gym.

Why aren't you at home...

Fucking?

[Tyler Childers @TTChilders]

The Birdhouse bathroom's still nasty, Night Train still rocks!!!!

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

What if I told you there's more to life than partying every weekend?

[Kaylee Bradley @kaybradleyy]

I've had such a shit week.

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

It honestly amazes me how shitty people can be

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

If someone said I ever gave a damn, they damn sure told you wrong

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

THAT ELCIPSE WASNT WORTH A GOOD GOD DAMN

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

Expectations leads to disappointment

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

If you don't cope by drinkin beer and listenin to sad old country songs we can't be friends

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

Our generation is honestly fucked. I have no hope for no one

[Maynard™ @koro_001]

If the river was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd sink to the bottom and never come up