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[Larimer Sheriff @LarimerSheriff]

This is the Larimer County Sheriff's Office with weather information in the Glen Haven area. The storm cell over Glen Haven has produced periodic surges of water in and around Glen Haven. If conditions worsen, residents may need to leave the are https://t.co/bJezhmtuaO

[wk @korotw]

@aharrison797 Congratulations!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

[wk @korotw]

Thought this would be a good post for today. "All men are created equal" is confusing to our President. https://t.co/neBtL7yhUT

[Deborah Solomon @deborahsolo]

Found a transcript of my '09 talk w/Trump for the @NYTimes. He says he doesn't get why "all men are created equal."

[Macklemore @macklemore]

🙏🏼 https://t.co/WgZMNaSiJ0

[Natascha Hess @NataschaHess]

Happy 1 yr anniversary to the birth of an idea. Today, we passed our emissions test #gingerpigtruckingspring2016

[wk @korotw]

Worst @SouthwestAir flight to date. Niki and I felt like we were swirled around in a warm porta-potty. Crew was amazing. Flight was not.

[Max Galka @galka_max]

Every plane flight in the world over a 24 hour period, via @washingtonpost https://t.co/MhWNt8lpiH

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@LokiMartin @YouCanPlayTeam @LadyThrashers I'm glad they put it up! I submitted it!

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@MeganNeuringer I read that as "hot gay cesspool." definitely worth a star regardless

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😪 sooo sleepy from a salad. Add #Moes to the list of food I can't eat (but I can eat #McDonalds). #preservatives #chemicals. @Moes_HQ

[wk @korotw]

Dear #ticketmaster, seems tickets for sale10am means something else to you. At 10:01 wait time 13min then 15? #notickets #nosense #garth2014

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Talking about trying to get dressed in the car... Me: "so, I maced myself before work one time..." #awholeotherstory #stupidhumantricks

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"Everyone wants to be in Wendy's posse." #really #heardit

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"What if you box needs to be beefed up?" #heardit

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"well, everything's like fingers in the dyke." #problemsolving #heardit

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Accommodate is not spelled - a comma date. #english101

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"I need hookers." #heardit at 7:30am.

[wk @korotw]

@julieeckel HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!