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#tradwife

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I totally get why certain athletes talk in third person. I’m on the phone with a health insurance agent sweating

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Watching the news and saw a local car accident that looked brutal. My next thought was they should have the job they used to work linked next to fatal accidents.

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If anyone hasn’t told you yet the key to twitter is open the app tweet and close it immediately never scroll

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Imagine being the first round of girls to get laid off at hooters. I know for a fact I would be one of them

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If anyone has ever seen my husbands twitter just know that he’s trolling and it’s not real (it’s real) (help)

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@topaquemusic @generic_void @yacineMTB Now I have to beat the shit out of you because you’ve embarrassed me in front of the ladies

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@necropussy666 Bitch I knew you were my Catholic sister like I’m fucking dead my sister in pope. We are such hotties for that

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@lisamattheonly @ThePopTingz Nice try prince andrew

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@notfoxrogers @topaquemusic @churrascooooo And hot wife

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I think that’s why I did good in college. fuck.

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I feel like life would be so much better if everyone was a little drunk while I was completely sober. I would be so much more useful.

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We both got normal and we just laugh all the time now

[maria @mariatorinn]

life updates: i resolved my trauma and im back on this app. MuAh sorry for evryhting i said ever i use claude now

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@topaquemusic @PrinceVogel He’s lying about David foster Wallace. He didn’t read him until post me. Imagine the insanity of reading infinite jest in three months along with those other books

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Remember when I died my hair black so I would look like Megan fox or one of the Kardashians. Y’all why did I look like skrillex??😂😂🤣

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I’m not saying anything

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Do you think the local news will take me out of the engineering department once I get contacts. That’s my secret dream.

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One time when I was in working at Michael Kors this wise old man came in asking for help taking pictures of steam gift cards so he could send them to his gf. My coworkers helped him. I have never felt more like I worked at the beach in that moment.