Chrono

See you, space cowboy

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When my wife asks me to repeat back what she just told me because she knows I wasn't listening.

[Michael Green @profplum99]

This has been longstanding advice to young fathers — “Gorilla parenting”

You are, indeed, a big ape to them. Play like it.

[KOMAL👩‍💻 @KomalWCode]

Should’ve stayed quiet😂

[Riverrat328 @riverrat328]

I can’t sleep….. I just watched this video and laughed so hard my husband woke up from snoring loudly and my dog started barking….. Anyways this friggen bird is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ranthony @ChiefTeef8]

Took Dolly Partons passing for everyone to realize these are performative misanthrope dweebs and not revolutionaries who care about anyone

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

[Mike Rittelmann @MRittCGS]

The year is 1999

You’re watching Pokémon: The First Movie with the boys

Everyone knows there are exactly 151 Pokémon

Then this absolute unit shows up and nobody knows what the hell is going on

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[The Chef Cream @chef_cream]

No lie there’s mad people who just need to die. No jail. No mental hospital. Nothing. Just die.
That kid who stomped shorty head in is one example. Smoke him.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

WE'RE IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

GRITTY JUST LAUNCHED A PENGUIN OFF THE SECOND DECK

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

How i check on my girl after playing the game all day

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

MARINA MABREY TONIGHT 🔥🔥

• 47 POINTS
• 10/15 3PM
• 18/28 FG
• 21 MINUTES PLAYED

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when your girl gets sleepy and she thinks it’s bedtime for both of y’all

[Mimzy @Mimzy9090]

Throwing spaghetti at speeding cars 😂