Dakota Slover

pisces | taken | mom | asshole

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Ayyyyy it happened 🙌🏻

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

I just dont understand why @redbull hasn't come out with a #cottoncandy flavor, in a baby blue matte can.

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Nicki out here getting absolutely ROASTED and embarrassing herself... and for what?
Cuz @iamcardib is experiencing success right now?

That's weird af behavior.

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@WSPMissingPers1 Get*

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@WSPMissingPers1 So did the parent gets car jacked or are people STILL leaving their toddlers in cars unsupervised??? I hope she is found safe and this becomes a lesson rather than tragedy.

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

Me after hearing more about the snow forecast in our meeting with our friends at the National Weather Service.

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@shopDisney The nbc tumbler wouldn't even show up on the website until it showed up sold out. This is absolutely messed up. You guys should be putting a limit on this item so robots and selfish resellers aren't ruining it for actual disney fans.

[Puyallup Police Department @PuyallupPD]

Misty Copsey went missing the evening of Sept. 17, 1992 after attending the WA State Fair (Puyallup Fair). Were you at the fair that day? Do you remember seeing her? If you have any information please contact our Tipline at 253-770-3343 or [email protected]. #mistycopsey

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@current Whoever said money can't buy happiness didnt have enough money.

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Im not usually a big eater in the morning... but today I'm hungry 🤷🏼‍♀️
So for a morning snack:
Naan bread pieces w/ spinach & artichoke dip 🤤👌🏻 https://t.co/fMWwWY2kBh

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

My birthday hoodie!
Its here!! 🤩
❤🌙 https://t.co/DHQuxk9h0p

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

I hate that it took me this long to realize my phone autocorrected Lia to Lina 🙃 ugh

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Watching a @sssniperwolf video & paused it, then came back and saw this 😂😂😂 great time to pause 👏🏻
Bye Aunt Judy, its Auntie Lina now hahahahaha
#mystoryanimated #greattiming

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

All I wanna do for my birthday this year is watch @cinnamontoastk videos on YouTube and listen to him tell me Happy Birthday and he loves me over & over 🎂🥳😂

#7days #pisces #threethree #bigplans #someonesgettingtazed

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

This is beautiful.
@acevedowrites is beautiful.
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/0SCpP7OcJM

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@EverettFire @EverettPolice Absolutely ridiculous. Like... whyyyyyy

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Don't miss out. https://t.co/ohjFs7BeHV

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@MissBeehave1992 @aaroncarter I cant imagine what its like being this bitter. Damn. See a therapist, sweetheart.
p.s. Aaron Carter, you still the shit. Congrats on recently purchasing your 3rd home.

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

And still, the only reason I still have/use Twitter is because @jakeowen still follows me and he's my favorite. I'm not willing to give that up. 😍🤠

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

I'll consider myself an actual grown-up when I can make a fruit salad without singing that song from @TheWiggles.
#fruitsalad #yummyyummy

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

@CeeriteWright @SeattlePD No you're not! Its ok haha we all have our moments

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

Also, I still love them. @chrissyteigen is hilarious. Idc what yall think, she's frickin hilarious and I wish SO BADLY that I could have her over to binge something and talk shit with me 😂

[Dakota Slover @kotaaface92]

People saying @johnlegend should divorce @chrissyteigen so she doesn't "ruin his reputation" are delusional. Y'all forget how much they love each other? He'd let the whole world hate him for her. Yall dumb af.