Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow

Photographer. Just some guy. he/him

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

In case you’re wondering where my middle name came from

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@JUNlPER Benzodiazepines, mostly

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@PickleMamaa Have you ever been in a Waffle House? They deserve double that.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

Fuck around and find out: in real time

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@SensitiveWigi Happy birthday 🎉

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@kathbarbadoro I truly believe that his level of wealth causes brain damage

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@spindlypete A bunch of sad weirdos held a cruelty contest

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@open_sketchbook Anyone who’s seen Porco Rosso would understand this

[r daneel olivaw @trillharris]

OH THIS IS DOPE

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@pookleblinky The same universe that Elon crashed his McLaren with Peter Thiel as his passenger and they both died in the ensuing fire.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@MollyJongFast I bet my FICO score is better than his

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@petegaines As one does

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@cushbomb AC-130 Gunship: Put all the guns out the side of a transport plane. More room for ammo that way.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@AliceAvizandum When in doubt, C4. #failureisalwaysanoption

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

Men will do this instead of therapy

[minionofmidas @minionofmidas]

@deltaVelocity_ I think that's in a classic Philip Marlowe story somewhere. "The only part of a California house you can't just ram in with your shoulder is the door" or similar.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@BigmoranIRL @kenklippenstein Preferably suddenly and catastrophically

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@kathbarbadoro Robins appear to hate it.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@Pat_Stedman LOL

LMAO

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

As a libertarian, I am a free speech and free expression absolutist. Here's why it should be illegal to wear a mask in public.

[Dan “load-bearing Mac Mini” Kozlow @kozlow]

@mcmansionhell Reading comprehension? In this economy?