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@NoContextBrits Its okay, for some of us its a Bank Holiday Monday.

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@lynda_marcia Or, they are part of the same Mercedes team at GT3 and just get on. Not everything is a fucking conspiracy theory.

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@PhilipWood35962 @FFS_WhatNow Would they have asked a nun, or a Jewish woman why they are covering their hair?

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@PhilipWood35962 @FFS_WhatNow Muslim women don't have to "hide" their faces, its another level of piety, modesty or because their stricter sect of Islam requires it
Men do have to dress modestly, with loose clothing and always covered from navel to knee. They can cover theolir head as a sign of piety.

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@qcomplex5 @JohnCleese He defines it as whiter.

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@lindamccorr @NewTownSpeed I'm watching in Alba.

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@archer_rs Name them or delete your comment

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@Lord_Sugar Now show a video of all the dirty fouls and dives England committed. I'll wait.

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@andrewbensonf1 Fingers crossed he does, swiftly followed by Norris and Verstappen.

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@Yorkie_Ghost @Keir_Starmer Stop talking shite. You racist piece of crap.

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@zarahsultana It would cost a hell of a lot more for the security involved in him attending a state school. Eton already has security details because of its clientele. State schools are also not prepared for the media scrum that would be hanging about every day.

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@theJeremyVine My other half has come with various cars. I just roll my eyes. Its his money. I don't ask. I've got 2 cars and he just queries why in earth I've bought the ones I have. He's got 3 cars. Some people just don't forensically investigate their partners finances and purchases.

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@toryboypierce @PierceVsMaguire Yes, Peter Murrell stole party funds, and yes, he worked for the SNP. But that's not the same as the SNP stealing the monies. Same situation as anyone embezzling the company they work for. The company hasn't stolen its own money from itself, an employee has.

[ALEXIS ™I ❤️🇷🇼• @dufitalexis1]

This is a ladybird larva. It looks nothing like a ladybird. It looks like a tiny black alligator with orange spots — and most gardeners crush it thinking it's a pest.

That mistake costs the garden dearly. An adult ladybird eats around 50 aphids a day. Its larva can devour up to 500 before it pupates. Ten times as many. That strange-looking creature working its way along your tomato stems is the most effective phase of a ladybird's entire life.

Once you know what to look for, the larva is unmistakable: an elongated blue-black body with six orange spots along the sides, six short legs, slow and methodical movement up and down stems. It doesn't fly, doesn't jump, doesn't hide. It moves from one aphid colony to the next and feeds continuously for two to three weeks before pupating.

The pupa looks like a small, still orange droplet fixed to a leaf — and it too gets removed during routine plant tidying. Inside it, the adult ladybird is forming.

If you find aphids on a plant and ladybird larvae among them, leave them alone. The biological control is already working.

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"UKIP's here... sorry, Reform is here" This blithering idiot doesn't know which party he belongs to. This is the sort of attention to detail you can expect from your Reform councillors.

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I’d just like to say a big thank you to everyone who supported us in the elections. Not just the gullible fuckwits, but the ignorant morons too and all the racist bellends. Thank you all so much.
#electiontresult2026

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@RussellFindlay1 More made up shite from the Daily Fail. When there's actually proof that Labour up here so desperate for power they've thrown their lot in with Reform!

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@page54362 @RE_DailyMail @TheWoolPainter You're right, you are an embarrassment.

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@BasilTheGreat @Stavros6 Shame on you for posting this racist rage baiting. Its a peaceful religious demonstration during Ramadan. Better than any football marches or Orange Walks.

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@BorisJohnson He on the side of Britain, if we had let them use our bases then we would be held culpable for the war crimes that they want to commit. Why do they need to use them anyway. When they bombed "nuclear sites", they flew from their own base in the USA, with mid-flight fuelings.