Kelly Phipps Elliott

Mother of 3 beautiful girls, because of 3 beautiful girls I now have two handsome sons, wife to a loving husband, servant to a great GOD! Life is good!

[Clinton @614clinton]

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.

"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.

Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."

"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.

Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….

"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....

NOT dolphins!"

#614clinton

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Supporting my nephew and my old high school!
https://t.co/iTAtWHh7EX

[East Surry Athletics @ES_Athletics]

Congrats to the Men’s Swim team on winning the 2022 Foothills 2A Conference Championship tonight! That makes our school’s 5th total Conference🏆 for the 2021-2022 campaign! Great job fellas!!! Go Cards!

[East Surry Athletics @ES_Athletics]

Congrats to Andrew Needham on being named the 2022 Foothills 2A Conference Swimmer of the Year and Krista Cox on being named the 2022 Coach of the Year!!!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Thanks for giving! Please share and help our swimmers. We hope to start purchasing some equipment to have at the start of our season in November. Every bit helps! https://t.co/29aHTHtoVw

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Help raise money for the East Surry Swim Team to get some training equipment! We greatly appreciate your help and to help us get the word out!
https://t.co/cYPRHCvLuE https://t.co/uW4bLrGpc6

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

That's my girl! See this Instagram photo by @kristacoxstudio https://t.co/6mq9yYU075

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

I'm raising money for Help our swimmers get new training equipment!. Click to Donate: https://t.co/J0KU8yDv5I #GoFundMe

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

@ES_Athletics We may be small, but we are powerful! Let’s go Haley and Andrew🏊🏻‍♂️🏊‍♀️Warming up at Regionals...let’s go Cards!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

We may be small, but we are powerful! Warming up at Regionals...let’s go Cards! @ Greensboro Aquatic Center https://t.co/wRNmemZJCb

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Sweetie pie!💗

[East Surry Athletics @ES_Athletics]

Congrats to the ES Girl’s swim team on their 1st place finish in tonight’s meet v. North Surry. Boys finish 2nd, but showed improvement. Go Cards!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

And a shout out to our boys team...few in number but a force to be recognized!

[East Surry Athletics @ES_Athletics]

Congrats to the ES Girls swim team on picking up season opening wins over both Mt.Airy and Bishop tonight! Go Cards!

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

I can answer that question. There’s only one thing that can fill the void in the human heart—a relationship with God through faith in His Son, Jesus Christ. 4/4

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Kelly’s houseplants!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

🥰Semper Fi!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

@ES_Athletics Go East Surry Cards! Let’s do this Regional thing!

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Arigatos with the kids❤️

[Kelly Phipps Elliott @kpelliott5]

Merry Christmas from the Elliott Family...all my kids together first… https://t.co/T36jSRFPl7