Sarie

To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

my neighborhood bodega seems to have closed permanently overnight and they left their cat behind (not sure if this was intentional). benito is a sweet, cuddly boy who just lost the only home he’s ever known. please share if you can so we can get him adopted🧡he’s at aspca on 92nd

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@BriannaWu Congrats, hope you get great results! There are so many skin tightening devices out there, how did you figure out that this was the best one for you?

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@CartoonsHateHer In my dating days (now happily married) I definitely dropped matches who didn’t ask a single question or do anything to advance the conversation at all…. And there were a lot! But how is this a surprise to them? Is this their first conversation with a human?

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@grlfrmboston @2006Sable YES. As an exec I often feel like a mommy arranging playdates for adults who lack basic social skills and think the office should orchestrate camaraderie for them.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@Mafia_Mom_ I think it’s fine and healthy to draw boundaries between work and your personal life if you want to. This pressure to act like coworkers are family is a way for employers to manipulate you and blur boundaries. It’s actually ok for it to just be a paycheck.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@Adam__Bolton @bookingcom @Airbnb I’ve also been scammed by https://t.co/JzMYBp2bRV - different setup but resulted in me getting cheated out of -$200. Very shady & will never book through them again. Lying, useless customer service.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@AaliyahJay I’d expect that most people who are paying $200 to get their makeup done for a special occasion are planning to be photographed & wanting to look good in pictures was a major reason for booking a pro. Pictures get taken at pretty much all events.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@jprich7196 @s0ymalia Less fun but also very true.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@s0ymalia As a leader trying to plan team building activities, I’ve been trying to ignore this uncomfortable truth for some time - now that I don’t drink as much and neither do the people who work for me. Group hikes and bowling are just annoying and in no way a substitute.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@CartoonsHateHer @cybelethebest Depending on where you live $200k may not go very far for a family - it’s not poverty, but in the Bay Area no way are you buying a house on just that salary. The wife’s income enables a mortgage and some of the niceties like vacations and being able to save enough.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@teachrobotslove Depending on what’s going on in my life, I fluctuate between a size 2 and a size 6. My husband prefers the way I look as a 2, as do I, but I weirdly get hit on in public way more often as a 6 (hourglass fat distribution at either size, but more pronounced as a 6).

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Unless I’m working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@BuckSexton I don’t know that having them done is a pre date necessity, like the man isn’t going to ask for a second date just because your nails weee bare, but I can absolutely confirm some guys notice and appreciate i and will tell you so unsolicited.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@tomwilsonglazer Thank you. Tampons are tiny but phones keeper getting bigger. Glasses, sunglasses, car keys, some chapstick and a couple other minor comforts for being out and about all day - women’s pockets are not only tiny but designed to push things out as you move. 4x6 is unreasonable.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@Brown_Ajah @CartoonsHateHer Lots of surgeons will do a simple breast implant procedure under just twilight sedation, with incisions that are very small - anyone who wants implants but is worried by anesthesia risk doesn’t need to do general.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@bustanutkeaton Theee is a lot of highly performative outdoorsy-ness - I think that’s what most people I talk to do in pla e of typical big city fun.

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@AyrBrush @_uncoolniece Agree with you except I do use “comforter” to describe a specific kind of bedspread that is thicker and fluffier than a quilt, filled (but not with down) and unlike a duvet, has a decorative design & is not intended to have a duvet cover over it.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Bay Area friends: A friend found these small kittens behind a gas station and we've been trying to find them a home for almost two months. For now, they live in a small bathroom. Would you consider adopting? They are vaxxed, neutered, and incredibly affectionate. Please help!

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@BriannaWu This is also what it’s like to be a straight cis woman

[Sarie @kpkitterson]

@LoganARobison @AJKayWriter I’ve had this exact experience except it was four supposed cavities and two teeth that needed to be replaced with implants. When I got a second opinion the honest dentist said none of that was necessary. Absolutely insane to me that dentists get away with this.