Kevin McCabe

NYC professor/ Midwestern emo

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

Need to know what this guy thinks about Morrissey in 2026

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When a legacy indie act gets reviewed on Pitchfork

[Ryan @ryxcito]

Sometimes its 8.5, sometimes its 9

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

@reallygordon It’s a shame about the Cult of Ray

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I think the telling phrase is “I need him to lose.” This isn’t about you, man!

[Brenton ☭ @seizethebanks]

When Mamdani first won his primary and most of the left were celebrating, I tried very hard not to rain on their parade and said that while it was possible for his victory to be good for the movement, it would depend on how he led. I’m at the point now where I need him to lose.

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

@intothecrevasse Amen. I’ve started to ask why they need my number and every host stammers a different response. Then I tell them I would prefer to be seated without giving a number and they usually grudgingly let me.

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

@reallygordon Vacation Jason gave your piece a shoutout at the Chris Gethard show at White Eagle Hall last night!

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Tenure-track positions and college courses and academic conferences all dedicated to “AI ethics” are just another manifestation of AI consuming scarce resources.

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Brad Lander, Lad Brander!

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Clocking out after a long day in the Liking Tweets that Just Say “Zohran Mamdani” factory

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

If you are still in line to become president of Columbia University, STAY IN LINE!

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Taught my last class of the semester

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@gr8whitebison While not exactly a deep cut, “Belinda Says” wasn’t clearly the most popular song off Blue Rev when Pitchfork named it SOTY

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Excited to read the new book by @JamesChappel! Prepared to field questions about it from my parents when I take it home to read over Thanksgiving!

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@cheaptrickrules Also I suspect it’s pretty easy for some people to think that “the machine” is whatever they don’t like (“the woke mob” etc.)

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@kevinbaker Michigan’s excellent state motto: “If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you!”

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This is the neighborhood that seceded from Brooklyn because it was so racist

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

ridgewood has fallen

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I remember when a professor of mine said “The only things that are ‘impacted’ are cars and bowels!”

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

Please stop using the word “impactful” and its derivatives

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

@machiavelbot Tashkent salad kinda does this: https://t.co/AK7WcMgVOT

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

@pjmaciak There was a class at Notre Dame called The Very Long Victorian Novel!

[Kevin McCabe @kpmccabe]

Ten years ago this week I saw @MarthaDIY play a show in La Porte, Indiana, and my shirt matched Naomi’s