Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂

Lovely guy

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

"Wow Twitter is really neat! Let's actually use this thing!"

*Proceeds to only retweet, and make no original content*

[That's Brittany! @ssupremerat]

Reason for divorce: my husband was put on hot dog duty at the 4th of July bbq and he asked excitedly if I ate a hot dog and I lied to him and said yes because I really truly had intentions to eat one later but when I went later there were no hot dogs and he just found out

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

I WAS PRESSED INTO DOG SERVICE AND SHE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE HALF A DOB

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

Contacting divorce lawyer because my wife (the person who said before the eyes of God and the state to have and to hold me with or without mustard) didn't bother to try one of my award winning hot dogs.

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

@ssupremerat "guys, I was just at the stop n shop picking up groceries, and there was this giant *chicken* just bringing stuff into his car. What kind of wacky town did I move in to?"

[Em @arcadioenjoyer]

really good instagram ad

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

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Thanks to @nycrecords , New Yorkers can revisit that history and celebrate the stories that belong to all of us.

Prints of these archival New York
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[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

FUCK TEXAS FUCK FRANCE FUCK THE ALAMO FUCK EVERYWHERE THAT ISNT THE BRONX BROOKLYN QUEENS MANHATTAN AND STATEN ISLAND

[sai @icemjjfish]

the way it’s not even tiktok that caused this but this fuckass bird animation 😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Absolutely love Disney Food TikTokers. They’re like “These nuggets are served with Goof sauce…but it just tastes like honey mustard.” Well yes. Goofy’s not actually back there inventing new culinary creations. There is no Chef Goofy transsubstantiation

[室利汉佳梵SriGandziava🇨🇳🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @srihanzyava]

I'm Chinese,i think Qing dynasty is a part of our history and i fucking love it🥰

[Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens @shellsist]

so itll be laid out like this any questions

[That's Brittany! @ssupremerat]

Scooby-Doo and shaggy continue to join on the mystery Incorporated exhibitions even though they hate solving mysteries because they love their friends and it would be helpful if they weren't such fucking Debbie Downers about it all the time

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

@rottnbeef @ssupremerat I just did bro

[Ahmonza @Ahmonza12]

say no more.

[John ♰☭️ @hoosier_cs]

Why do they call it a Renaissance Fair when it's just D&D Tolkien Fantasy slop. Where are the Petrarchan Sonnets. Where are the Hussites. Show me the Hussites.

[The REAL Crash Bandicoot @mr_evaporation]

Perfect opportunity to show this again

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

your dismissal of fat bodies blinds you to the spring/ summer menswear inspiration in porco rosso

[Mr. PeePee Man🚩🏴🚂 @kpoh48]

@ssupremerat

[azoroshi @azoroshi]

Sometimes no one is there to save you. Sometimes you have to do it yourself. Sometimes you have to become a killaaaa.

VTuber: @rottnbeef

[SPOILERS FOR TELLTALE'S THE WALKING DEAD]

[maeve buckley andersen @maevehove]

growing up in cold spring was funny bc i encountered him as this guy that would busk at restaurants when i was a little kid and it wasnt until after he died i realized he was the GOAT. he used to run this roadside anti-iraq war protest in wappingers every week. an incredible man.