Kimbo Slices

if you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. 💙 🇺🇸

[kuss @dontkuss]

If the reflecting pool taught you anything DO NOT RIDE THIS

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

So he can in fact call in the National Guard whenever he wants. He just refused to do it to protect the Capitol on January 6th for 187 minutes. Glad we cleared that up.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Kimbo Slices @kpt422]

@HunterBiden You’re an inspirational soul hunter! Keep going, we’re here for it

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This week alone:

DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.

The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.

The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.

Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.

It’s just Thursday.

The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

[Hala Ayala 🪷 @HalaAyala]

Louisiana - they stopped an election.

Virginia- they overturned an election.

Let that sink in.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@atrupar MAGA will audit a single mom’s grocery receipt before they ever question a billionaire’s tax return.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Call me crazy, but maybe 2 men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women shouldn't be lecturing us about family values.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Kimbo Slices @kpt422]

@conservmillen Allie, WAKE UP!!!! Come the f on man, you can’t be serious 😅😅😅

[Nic @puckrin]

So, let me get this straight.

Trump is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and doesn't need help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims he already destroyed last year.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It’s been 297 weeks since Donald Trump said he’d release his healthcare plan in “two weeks,” just in case you were wondering how long “two to three weeks” is in Trump time.

[Raymond Gutierrez @i_isSindahblokk]

@goneers This you? Sit right the fuck down. https://t.co/AERZLkJXeO

[Kimbo Slices @kpt422]

@RepKeithSelf we pay you to go to work and do your job. why weren't you there?

[Kimbo Slices @kpt422]

@SenFettermanPA Meanwhile, you want to send our service members to the middle east to d i e...

[J.J. Abbott @jjabbott]

John Fetterman told us this wasn’t possible. He was wrong.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: I'm glad Robert Mueller died!

MAGA: YAY!!!!

Druski: *dresses up as Erika Kirk*

MAGA: HOW DARE YOU!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Covie @covie_93]

Jon Ossoff is the most vulnerable Democratic senator up for re-election this year and he has more spine than john fetterman who isn't up for re-election until 2028!