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I was told there would be food.

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@KAHALA123Y None of this adds up or makes any sense

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@lampsne @arquivocurioso Why would she spit on the pizza? How is that comparable 😂

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@saniyafatma1278 fake

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@Jennifer55gt I doubt this happened. None of this adds up. Nice story though

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@lizzkelly7 Where do you live that a coffee and a latte cost $4.50 total?

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Anyone else stare at their email account for 5 minutes waiting for a verification code to show up and then realize you never hit the "Send code" button?

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@luxemiaa Why is no one asking why you gave him your address when this was supposedly your first date with him?

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@Uniquekatie02 Nothing about this story makes sense

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Every time you go to the doctor, you take care of the copay at the desk, and then eventually you still get a bill and you pay it, and then a little later you get an email that’s like, “We thought things over and you actually should give us a little more money.”

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@sarahcstock What's the white topping on your pizza?

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@91Tjl @gksworld @Joshwydd_ That's very true lol

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@gksworld @Joshwydd_ I just read that in Eva Longoria's voice 😂

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@TheMarieOakes Why does it bother you so much? (and I ask as a Millennial)

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@haleyvemealone I can't imagine complaining about the gifts other people want to give you because it's the "wrong" gift

And I say this as a millennial

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"How long is your fucking vacation?!" -me, watching y'alls Instagram stories

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Nothing good ever follows "After careful consideration" in an email.

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Nothing says "mid-30s" like being excited to see lots of birds at your bird feeder on a Saturday morning.

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@aishamadeit I'm so sorry for your loss ❤️. I lost my brother 11 years ago and I still struggle to answer this question in a way that doesn't feel awkward. He was my only sibling so it's extra awkward bc I don't have any other siblings to mention. I don't want to bring the conversation down

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@HVRanch I've dreamt about that Pizza Ranch for years. That was the best!!

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@swiftwarcraft Hush Little Baby by Ashley Ryan