⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼

🏳️‍🌈✪ Mercurial Clôwn Prince of #AUSpol ✪

✪ If you can't take the heat, get your arse out the kitchen. ✪

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[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

Burzynski: The #Cancer Cure Cover-up --- why is it always profit before people?

Fxck #BigPharma - sideways!

https://t.co/6hnLZPbVK2

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

Smart move Kasongo.

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Kyle and Jackie O Show is over. He's suspended. Her contract terminated.

@MFWitches credited with helping end it.

https://t.co/92Xl8WZybZ

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

the Liberal Party executive voting to hide its review on Friday, then having the review not only leaked to the media and published in full, but also tabled in parliament (by Labor) by Tuesday, is just objectively very funny and a great bit

https://t.co/YidnwOsVQ4

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

The spider drawing does it for me!

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Its so stupid!! @amazon

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Friendly reminder: It took South Koreans 6 hours to stop an insurrection attempt, 10 days to impeach, and 3 weeks to arrest their President. He was sentenced to life in prison a week ago.

[Med @Medicayy]

When #AngusTaylor's rhetorics failed, he get Agressive towards the journalists for asking the questions that mattered and challenges his leadership.
#auspol #ABCnews @ABCmediawatch

[stranger @strangerous10]

Lidia Thorpe stands up, calls out Pauline Hanson
“Did you just call me a bitch?”
“She just called me a bitch”

A shaky Acting Senate President Dave Sharna “do you have a point of order?”
Thorpe “I do. I just got called a bitch by the racist.”🔥 #auspol

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

@becauseufollow @nobodysmuppet Oh! Are you saying "hoorah" nowadays?

What a thoroughly modern #Muppy, you are.

#SorryNotSorry I'm sticking with #Huzzah! Call me old fashioned.

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

@becauseufollow @nobodysmuppet Relax #MuppyDearest!

I think they were all "let go" the minute after Elon took over.

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

Defunct!

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

In a word, describe Katy Perry's dancing 💃

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

@becauseufollow @nobodysmuppet Gawd! After all these years and I still can't correct a typo in my #Tweet

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

@becauseufollow You're but wrong, #MuppyDearest.

When it comes to #Twitter, we are positively, officially, prehistoric!

I even remember your real name.

@NobodysMuppet

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

@becauseufollow Well I've been gone from #Twitter for almost 3 years ... but ... The last time we #Tweeted, I seem to recall you were watching MAFS.

Are you in #MAFSpurgatory?

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

They don't have many to choose from ...

#AUSpol

[Marc Dawson @Marcdawson]

Oh no ... Dan "Mad Dog" Tehan is the new Manager of Opposition Business in the House.
Good grief. This will be torture
#QT #auspol

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

It’s cool that Salman Rushdie has outlived 2 Ayatollahs.

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

Clearly he's not a fan of plastic hamburgers from #MickeyDs

[Build with Henry @RedWaveCrewHP]

POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.

[⟻ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ⟼ @krONik]

OMG! LOL!

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Imagine running for your life, and this is your top speed 😂