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Even rock bands have opinions. And just like you, we think they matter when they don't really.

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Unrelated to music: @SigmaOS is a really cool web browser. Kinda game-changing TBH.

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A key part to developing as a #guitarist (as on most other instruments) is to maintain a healthy amount of dismissing the "correct" or "conventional" #technique.

Your technique should be comfortable to you, and playing to your #strengths and #instinct will take you the furthest.

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Stating the obvious here: a huge part of a #guitarist's sound relates to their "weapon of choice". Research the players you love. In my case, the ones I really admire all tend to use @Gibson or @Fender. It narrows down the options. Then you know what legacy you want to add to.

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When a musician makes this face, it is 86% likely to be a compliment and means they accept/approve of your talent despite the fact that you may constitute a threat.

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@Metalmike3 Dearly missed

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@ReturnofR King Crimson

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@ThatEricAlper Gon from Hunter x Hunter

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How to show appreciation to a friend when you’re a rock musician: “you’re like a snappy snare drum on the 2 and 4 beats.. you keep me driving forward 🥲”

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Passionate pick up line for musicians: “you’re like a cowbell, always keep me coming back for more.”

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Backhanded pickup line for musicians: “you’re like a bass guitar, no one really notices you, but it wouldn’t be the same without you.”

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Really about time we realized this as a global culture. It's great to be polite, but the obligation of political correctness is turning into an evil in itself, and altering our social landscape in harmful ways.

This guy explains it in ways I couldn't.

https://t.co/JiU4jYmRR0

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Unpopular #opinion: a moderate #tobacco habit makes #rock #vocalists improve.

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https://t.co/bKqNQIFGuo

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Life is a jam session. Tempo is essential. If you find yourself rushing, maybe the same thing would feel better at a slower pace. If things feel too slow and stale, maybe you need to pick up the pace and try going into an unknown, riskier direction. #music #wisdomoftheday

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@HeavyMetal_999 70s