Kyle ☃️

I wish I was a bar of soap

[Phil Metzger @DrPhiltill]

Lots of people are telling me that the radar observations make the aviator TicTac observations more likely an advanced vehicle, but tbh the radar observations are my biggest cause for doubt. (I used to be a radar/avionics engineer for NASA for many years chasing such anomalies.)

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

This is Whitekanda, an area was created by a race war, white fear, the prospect of an all-Black state, stealing land from indigenous people & one of the greatest real estate scams of all time.

It is also the least racist place in America

A thread

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

@WholesomeMeme Oh thank god I can finally stop scrolling

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

@dollymad1812 @latimes My thoughts exactly 😂 great headline

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Going through my Google docs and I legit have no memory of making this

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Thanks great advice

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

POV: the cat is hungry

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

i never bothered looking up the video until i realized this has been a mainstay of my haircut experience. it does fit the vibe at least!

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

i’ve pretty much always had my hair cut at supercuts and for as long as I can remember they have played this song

https://t.co/7UbwQO1fQ0

such strong “it’s another sunday in suburbia” vibes for me

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

@charlo_99 @nytimes lol you win

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Wow 😳

[Jeff Berardelli @WeatherProf]

9.5” of rain in 6 hours in this area is historically a 1-in-1000 year event. In just the past 6 hours we’ve had 13”. @WFLA

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Cats and their boxes

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

They’re only technically called “semi-fascists” if they come from the fascist growing region of Italy. Otherwise it’s just sparkling white supremacy.

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

German power for next year broke through the €1,000 per MWh level for the first time as the European energy crisis intensifies | #EnergyCrisis #energytwitter

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Drinking at a bar in Denver for the next several hours but this dude next to me is telling some riveting life story like Forrest Gump

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Airlines these days

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

the correct colors are,

English = blue
History = yellow
Science = green
Math = red

as the lord intended

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Literally have never wondered about this prior to this tweet. Rolling with the science version.

[Kyle ☃️ @krallen4]

Watched a long video about Karahan Tepe, an incredible archaeological dig that upends our entire understanding of early humans, an absolutely stunning discovery, thinking the entire time “wow, are those really statues of giant penes everywhere?”

Yes, yes they are...