Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody)

I support the Bidens. And if you disagree then BIDENNNNNN. (parody)

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

Muslims love when men dress like women. It’s what they do in the Middle East.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: New York mayor candidate Zohran Mamdani was spotted smiling ear to ear at a drag queen show as he watched the performer with glee.

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@Cobratate Feel the rhythm

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

This is Mohammed’s cousin.

After realizing that Islam was full of lies, he left and became a Christian.

He died a faithful follower of Jesus.

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@TateTheTalisman Pay off my grandmas house! She owes like 55k I believe! She’s in mid 70s and a widow. Rough life and a strong hard working old lady! Love her.

[SpaceWeatherNews @SunWeatherMan]

I’m not sure if I’ve fully processed the non-coincidence that 30 silver pieces from ancient times would be worth $7000 today. This place is just so…

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@BernieSanders Oh look. It’s the ghost of Christmas past.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

An Indonesian girl walks the streets of Jakarta in traditional dress.

People seem shocked, as if they have forgotten what their culture was before Islam.

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@BBHOH about to get bud light treatment

[XANDER GEOGRAPHIC 🏕️ @actionxander]

Keys fisherman Captain Jared Raskob captured this footage of a monster crocodile chomping down on tarpon in the Everglades.

Looks like Coot Bay where I kayaked about six weeks ago and saw Freddy for the first time this year. Gnarly.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Paul Rudd breaking at Joe Truglio's improv is the best 😅 Role Models is a solid comedy

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Unc aint had a good day in 40 years 😂 😂

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@SenAdamSchiff We have been over run by terrorist cells. Ice is currently taking them out.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Everything will be about Aliens, space, and the truth of our beginning for the next few months. You heard it here first.

[💭 think tank @528vibes]

🧃 link below 👇

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@OwenBenjamin OOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

@timburchett @FBI They don’t care how much horse feed you buy! @AOC eats a lot.

@timburchett lol

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

A lot of dumbasses using the term immigrants to pull sympathy and emotion from you. However they are leaving out the word ILLEGAL. Dumbasses

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Damn good question!

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

Open the gate. I’m here to swallow

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

We were just invaded by over 10 million illegal aliens and who does Zach Bryan cheer for?

The illegals

I smell a boycott brewing

[Brian Krassenstein Press Release (Parody) @KrASSensteinpre]

All these Hollywood elite and their trans children. Cult rituals