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[I @kray_k_ray]

Send Willian to the gulag

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.

[vassvassvass @mcrs1888]

Every single right you have now you owe to people who were considered needlessly violent.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

I've never met someone lactose intolerant who actually takes their lactose intolerance seriously.

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

Seeing well dressed people on public transportation is the sign of a real city

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

every local mosque got white converts who look like this

[☆the last manbender☆💋 @AvatarKimmie]

omo my phone just fell inside water just now. can you guys help me with rice? and maybe small chicken? and small maggi and tin tomatoes and salt so i can use it to, em, dry the phone?😔

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Ojalá Spotify tuviera un botón de "canciones que olvidaste por alguna razón rarísima pero créeme, todavía las amas"

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

People who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal are wild as hell to me. How the hell you gonna eat a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with ice cream cream 😂😂😂

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human

[m ✶ @maarcus]

did this nigga call himself seventhirtyatmorning because he thinks AM means at morning

[Heismide✨🔝 @i_am_olamide1]

“On my way to go and wash plates”

Mom: Go and wash those plates. 😭

[the Rich @Duderichy]

this meeting could've been a decision by one competent individual

[100 @yh_me2]

hoe hoe go away spike my cortisol another day

[Oona⋆｡ ﾟ☁️ ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ @LEWDARIUM]

@PunishedZulu the suffering from the monotony of the worker adds that extra little spice to it.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[Kate @Katerade]

I'm sorry but 28 years?? There had to be a lot of dilly-dallying and fucking around, I feel like that should take 2-3 years tops. Did he stop to raise an entire family in Asia or something?

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Parce qu’ils ont étudié l’histoire

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

No Hands Specialist is crazy.

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Me when I Eat the lentils of Forgetfulness

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

We are gonna have white walkers making their way from Scotland in January