Kris Keller

Sometimes I’m funny, Wizards and Orioles fan... Lamar Stan account

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

As I watch this Wizard’s season unfold I’m becoming more and more convinced that they aren’t a real team, but a Mirage or a glitch in the matrix that everyone has just come to accept.

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

Dion Waiters on the sideline looking like a 2K 72 Overall

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Can’t come to Baltimore without being reminded of what a cool stadium Camden is, especially when it’s packed with fans. Nothing like hearing 30,000+ @Orioles fans yell O during the National anthem. Always a fun time

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

As always... fuck the Yankees

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

@aliiekitty Nah we still mad about Monday night

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

230 yards get this team off my TV

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

2018: MAHOMES KILS US BECAUSE WE CANT GET PRESSURE EVEN WHEN WE BLITZ
2019:MAHOMES KILLS US BECAUSE WE CANT GET PRESSURE EVEN WHEN WE BLITZ
2020: MAHOMES IS STILL KILLING US BECAUSE WE CANT GET PRESSURE EVEN WHEN WE BLITZ

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

So Lamar really gonna be the Manning to Mahome’s Brady huh?

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

STAHP..... PLS

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

Would you rather face Mahomes, or would you rather have your testicles removed? Not too sure rn

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

3RD AND FUCKING 14

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

I am too not sober to be watching this game right now

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

@SheaSerrano Broke college student here https://t.co/3fz8CCT2YA

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

Iverson emptying the clip on Whitlock was what I needed to get through the week

[Kris Keller @krazykeller13]

@_Graceh08

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Ravens release statement calling for the police officers who killed Breonna Taylor and shot Jacob Blake to be arrested and charged.

(via @Ravens)

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

I’m taking Pedro Severino over Gary Sanchez 7 days a week and twice on Sunday