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#gcmclassof2023 CONGRATULATIONS Crew Gabriel Hobbes Childress

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@ThatEricAlper The Mission

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Because you served in the military so you know, right? The U.S. military is second to none. Please keep it out of your political theater. I hear there are actual problems Congress needs to address. BTW didn’t you swear to support and defend the US Constitution?

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Dear @tedcruz - you have no idea what being a warrior is all about.

Signed, all women who have worn the uniform to protect your right to be an ass.

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@TLBTim Green on my screen

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

#GivingTuesday is all about sharing a little good.

Join us by using #CaptureKindness in a tweet until 12/4. For each one, we’ll donate 100 meals* to @FeedingAmerica (up to 10 million meals).
https://t.co/yVlvM0Fws2

*$1 provides at least 10 meals. Min donation $100K.

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

Life’s sweeter when we come together. #OREO

[Jon Freier @JonFreier]

It’s about that time… ⌚️ The #iPhone12 is available in @TMobile stores this Friday and I want to gift 5 of my followers w/ a new Apple Watch Series 6 to celebrate. Give this post a quick RT to spread the word & I’ll pick winners on Thursday! 🎁

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

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@AndrewFeinberg @MilesTaylorUSA In an alternate reality TRUMP says: Wow, no one in this GREAT COUNTRY should have to live that way. I will use my GREAT INTELLECT to build a REALLY BIG AND BEAUTIFUL community. ( Sorry, but a girl has got to dream, vs. rising racism, climate change calamities, pandemic, etc.)

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

VERY Happy to anounce that the FAMOUS defense attorney Alan Dershowitz will defend ME at MY impeachment! Dershowitz defended murderers like OJ Simpson and sex offenders like Jeffrey Epstein! He ONLY defends the WORST scum on this planet! He's the perfect person to defend ME!

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

[Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer]

Check out this exchange I had with then private citizen @realDonaldTrump on Oct. 15, 2008. We spoke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and he then offered his thoughts about impeachment.

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@JohnLegere @Apple @StaneffMatt Hot sauce

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

a recap:
Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades
Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical report
Trump is rich but you can't see his tax returns
Trump is innocent but you can't see the unedited transcript
Trump is honest but you can't question the White House lawyers

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@TLBJames @TLBTim Happy for you two!

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@shultoncity56 @BetteMidler I’m guessing she believes she is the flower.

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Have We No Decency? A Response to President Trump - Washington National Cathedral https://t.co/89C5IaX3xl

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Nadia Murad tells the president of the United States her heartbreaking story of having to survive genocide and mass rape and violence but Trump shows no compassion, interest or empathy, and only wants to know how and why she won a Nobel Prize. Sigh.