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[bort @tacobort]

Another compelling pattern from the compelling pattern device

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mr beast just said i’m his little sex object

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

ran into my ex’s best friend at the bar and he told me all of my ex’s secrets and then i made out with him all night long hahahah

[fent pimp @tattedjugs]

and how exactly do you intend to build a bear

[Dr Dick Gargantuan, DMD @MikeJazzpenis]

I like to kidnap people and then ransom them back at comically small numbers to make them feel bad enough themselves. 50 bucks. 75. I lose money on it.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Alchol results in poverty

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

I’m the fake friend that turned their back on all those people in hard-core songs

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Yoga is extremely demonic

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Sexuality is what makes us human. There is no reason why it shouldn't be integrated into the workplace.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[jean @TW1NKD3STR0YER]

I got a male buddy who told me that every woman who's ever been into him majored in special education and disability studies

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The wages of sin is death

[DIONE @blueliasd]

showing up to the dentist drunk as fuck

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If it’s not brown I’m not down

[grace @gracefishlove]

if u need to take advantage of me at my lowest now is the time to do so